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Sheryl Crow’s John Mayer Seduction, Paris Hilton’s Brilliant New Hire, DJ Premier Wants In on Whitney’s Record

10/13/06, 3:08 pm EST

  • The rampant onstage flirtation between John Mayer and Sheryl Crow just won’t stop. After Mayer pulled that bear suit prank on Crow, she retaliated by appearing onstage in a powder blue bikini. That’ll teach him.
  • Courtney Love is reportedly going to purchase a portrait of herself. This makes sense if you believe Buddhism is about getting what you want.
  • Paris Hilton is widely known for hiring people that make her look good/seem brilliant. In another choice move, she’s reportedly recruited Milli Vanilli’s vocal coach to help her, you know, sing. And people think she’s stupid.
  • Jonny Greenwood has been nominated for a British Composer Award. At least one of Jonny’s co-nominees has green hair, just wanted to mention that.
  • The Badly Drawn Boy dude is all about involving the fans. First that Vote For Chip Shop thing, and now he’s auctioning off the piano/car he plays in his new video.
  • DJ Premier would love to give Whitney Houston “a big record,” he says, and expects that he’ll get the chance to work on Houston’s much-discussed comeback album.

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Daniel L. | 10/13/2006, 3:50 pm EST

Sheryl Crow should tour in that. All I want to do is……

> | 10/13/2006, 3:58 pm EST

okay so RS does a full story on John Mayer but a sentence on Crow in a bikini? sounds kinda funny to me.

skerr | 10/13/2006, 4:05 pm EST

I believe Paris should never sing. Perhaps her choice of vocal choice is ideal for those of us with taste.

SATAN | 10/13/2006, 4:20 pm EST

PARIS RULES!

Paula R. | 10/13/2006, 4:23 pm EST

John Mayer sucks. He is one of the biggest posers in mainstream music today. He’s a self loathing attention whore and I for one was sick of “Waiting on the World To Change” the first time I heard it.

When is this guy going to get a wake up kick to his junk and realize that he isn’t as popular as he was (Not that he ever should have been given the garbage he used to write) and that he needs to come back down to earth with the rest of us? And fucking Jessica Simpson in secret isn’t helping his credibility much either.

Blah…RS, don’t cover this guy anymore. Let’s get some real stories here!

anonymous | 10/13/2006, 4:44 pm EST

Someone at RS must have a crush on John Gayer.

Anonymous | 10/13/2006, 4:48 pm EST

For some reason I don’t find Crow attractive. I’d still bang her though.

Anonymous | 10/13/2006, 4:48 pm EST

Paris makes me want to rip out my ear drums

mike a | 10/13/2006, 5:09 pm EST

wow crows pretty hot,too bad she cant make interesting songs,

Rich | 10/13/2006, 5:57 pm EST

Frankly, I don’t know why Sheryl Crow would share the stage with that musical marshmellow, Mayer. He’s the musical equivalent of Tony DeFranco, Donny Osmond, or that Timberlake fellow.

HPyro | 10/13/2006, 6:28 pm EST

Does John Mayer personally pay you guys at RS to constantly put him in your magazine and on your website? I was just wondering because I can’t seem to find anyone in your readership demographic who likes the guy or his music.

chinedu | 10/13/2006, 6:32 pm EST

Satan he’s our lord

Jon | 10/13/2006, 7:52 pm EST

Paris is brilliant…Loves It.

DG | 10/14/2006, 12:03 am EST

Say what you want about his key demographic, but the fact of the matter is the guy is one of the best guitar players out there, his bluesy stuff is awesome. Eric Clapton i’m sure would attest to that, seeing as how he was highly impressed in their sessions together.

Sean | 10/15/2006, 1:18 pm EST

What does it say about someone when they feel the need to hide their identity (”Anonymous”) on the Rolling Stone Rock n Roll daily section? Although, I have to admit, the whole John “GAYER” bit…total genius!! Who ever you are “Anonymous”, I, for one, think you are one of the more talented, witty comment people I’ve seen in quite some time. Don’t let little things like originality or intelligence hold you back. Keep up the good work!!

truant | 10/16/2006, 1:32 am EST

Sheryl Crow looked better when she wasn’t a skeleton. Same with Madonna. But Madonna must have felt she had to overcome having David Letterman’s teeth. But Sheryl used to be hot… now she just looks like… Madonna.

Mike H. | 10/19/2006, 5:46 pm EST

HPyro vastly underestimates the RS readership demographic. And Rich, who compares John Mayer to Donny Osmond and Justin Timberlake, has obviously never seen him play. Tell you what Rich, when Steve Jordan and Pino Palladino go on tour or cut an album with Donny Osmond, you’ll have a valid comparison, until then, keep walkin’.

JJ | 10/20/2006, 10:41 pm EST

Reality check for John. Number 1, you are not as wonderful as you think you are. Number 2, you are starting to look like an addict. (Eat something, cut your hair & don’t hide a superficial bimbo for a girlfriend).

P.S. Go back to missing 1983.

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packie46 | 1/24/2007, 4:58 am EST

“fret” no more, bad guitar-players…billy hector, king of the blues, is not only a native of new jersey, but most people with any taste realize he makes springsteen look like a fair lounge performer…check the web…

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John Mayer | 9/5/2007, 3:06 pm EST

I’m Sorry I am such a loser, I am sorry I try to steal jimi hendrix’s thunder, I am sorry that I think I can play the blues. Mommie mommie .. I am such a loser!

John Mayer | 9/5/2007, 3:06 pm EST

I’m Sorry I am such a loser, I am sorry I try to steal jimi hendrix’s thunder, I am sorry that I think I can play the blues. Mommie mommie .. I am such a loser!

JoHn MaYeR FaN NUMBer 1 | 2/24/2008, 5:23 pm EST

WOOO JOHN RULES. He’s music is as original and brilliant as he his ass is sexy. The boy can play guitar, I mean he’s no Jimi Hendrix, but he is a way better player than Jimi, even though I must give props to Jimi for being cooler, but thats really the only reason people like him anyway. ATTA BOY JOHN M, best guitar player EvEr WOO JOHN M FTW!!!!

Aaron | 3/23/2008, 3:35 pm EST

John Mayer is a talentless piece of crap. Most overrated guitar player of all time, next to Dave Navarro. Fender should pull their head out of their butt, why did they make an artist signature strat for him??? He is such a tool.

EEEDIOTS | 5/25/2008, 12:30 am EST

Are you freaking kidding me? are you going to say SRV sucked cause he knocked off Jimi? Either some one can play or they cant. Mayer can play regardless of who he sounds like, and definitely better than all you people here or youd have the flippin record deal. If at the bare minimum, at least we must agree that at least we dont have another Nickelback in Mayer. Just cause someone writes music you cant understand doesnt mean you got to slam the dude.

Anonymous | 6/11/2008, 6:54 pm EST

Sorry John but you sucks a rat-cock man. Not only did you only get a record deal from being a sell out bitch but then you switch it up like some original blues player. You just don’t belong there, period, you never will, and should never act like it, no matter how many licks you rip off. Please give up blues-guitar playing so the public never needs to see your stuck-up poser face again. For anyone who hales JM as a great guitar player, fuck you too, your a media-fed mindless slave. John Mayer, we hate what you’ve done to modern music, please go away.

Wade H. | 8/21/2008, 11:06 pm EST

Doesn’t anyone hear that “Waiting on the World…” is just a direct ripoff of “People Get Ready”, that was covered by Stewart/Beck, but while Beck’s guitar sung and Stewart wailed on their track, the Michael Franks-style vocals of J. Mayer (or should I say lack thereof) make the tune unlistenable. “Say what you mean..” is another piece of crap..Mayer is a marginal player with a voice that has no projection, a la soul. Hard to believe he’s playing Hyde Park with Clapton… sigh. Just shows there’s a lot of lemmings out there in today’s youth. ;^(

WhoCares | 1/3/2009, 4:00 pm EST

Well folks, face it, if nothing else, gay looking or not, Mayer has a look many women like. Like it or not, he’s a celeb. Good chance any of us writing here aren’t.

So, although “You Body’s a Wonderland” made me sick, (I mean what a crappy message) I realize that the biggest thing I have against him, is that women have always liked his type and he’s going to get away with crap no “average Joe” ever could. He’s got a look, money, and celebrity… so by current social standards, he wins, he’s alpha.

Ok granted, some record exec probably made his career, and he’s not a real powerhouse, like say David Geffen. But as far as the ladies are concerned, he’s good enough.

He sucked at the grammys | 2/9/2009, 6:32 pm EST

I can not stand that he thinks he can sit there with bb and think he can play the blues.. get a clue John.. YOU ain’t no friggin blues guitarist..
You are a rip off bubble gum act with an ugly mouth when you sing.. get real.

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