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Shocking Evidence of Intelligence on Planet K-Fed

10/12/06, 3:47 pm EST

Britney

This is the first smart move Kevin Federline has ever made. The rapper/wigger is reportedly demanding that Britney replace all the foxy male backup dancers she’s hired to perform in her new video with women. K-Fed, who once danced for his now-wife, knows what those guys are after.

Anyway, Federline is under the (100 percent accurate) perception that if Spears’ career is resuscitated, she’ll dump him and is therefore trying to convince her she doesn’t need to lose any of her baby weight. As we recall, it was Brit who slipped Madonna the tongue during their infamous smooch at the VMAs so perhaps Kevin should insist Britney do a mellow video that doesn’t involve any other actors at all, something in black and white featuring horses and lots of tears.


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Anonymous | 10/12/2006, 4:20 pm EST

*chuckles*

Madonna's Vagina | 10/12/2006, 4:33 pm EST

Rolling Stone said “wigger”. Who’s gonna get fired for that one?

jd | 10/12/2006, 4:33 pm EST

or… he could suggest that she not make a come back thus sparing civilization from having to see her shake that mom-of-two ass.

klain dunn | 10/12/2006, 4:34 pm EST

rollingstone used to be the best rock mag now you suck theres enough star rags and rap mags why change?

Anonymous | 10/12/2006, 4:39 pm EST

If RS sucks why are you here reading said mag and posting comments again on said mag website? Who is the moron? RS or YOU

Anonymous | 10/12/2006, 4:39 pm EST

Im leaning toward you

blawk359 | 10/12/2006, 4:44 pm EST

Wow. The “W” word just entered the music culture lexicon. That’s bad. I’m with Madge’s V on this one.

Mammy | 10/12/2006, 4:46 pm EST

don’t lean towards me, perv

Ari | 10/12/2006, 4:51 pm EST

wigger wiger wigger

Anonymous | 10/12/2006, 4:53 pm EST

Im offended. Im a white male who enjoys and appreciates the black culture. I also believe that I am black from time to time. Im offended

Ari | 10/12/2006, 4:54 pm EST

My mother is a dirty slut.

> | 10/12/2006, 4:55 pm EST

Why does Rolling Stone have to go and profile someone based on their race.

Anonymous | 10/12/2006, 5:11 pm EST

Does anyone really even want Broccoli Spears to try a come-back?What would be the point? Aren’t her fifteen minutes of fame over already? Surely there’s some other little booty shaking ho who’s ready to storm the pop charts, make a butt-load of money, then go off & squeeze out some future welfare sponges…

homegurl | 10/12/2006, 5:13 pm EST

rollin stone reminds me of my precious daddy…

Yay!! | 10/12/2006, 5:24 pm EST

Britney’s making a new video!!?! This has to be the best news since Janet and Mariah collaborating on a song!! Britney Spears is pure geniuosity! I love the way haters refer to her “fifteen minutes of fame”. Try more like “seven years of fame” and counting… With her album and singles sales combined, Britney has sold more than 180 MILLION units of music.. she is a pop culture icon!! and has release song after song after catchy song which has hit the Top 10 and #1 position in charts all over the world.. Please don’t write her off just because she took two years off to start a family. If she can give us “Oops I did it Again”, “Toxic” and “Baby one more Time”, trust me there’s a lot more where that came from.. And with Swizz Beats, Nate Hills and JT Rottem producing her fifth (and hopefully fifth consecutive #1) album, Britney will be back on top very very soon…

Santos | 10/12/2006, 5:29 pm EST

Rolling Stone died for me the day they stopped doing indepth album reviews and replaced them with a couple of paragraphs of adolescent creative writing.

Dead Frenchman | 10/12/2006, 5:57 pm EST

Who will I aim to impress with my flippin’ sweet dance moves now?

Anonymous | 10/12/2006, 6:01 pm EST

I enjoy sucking random dick.

niggakiller | 10/12/2006, 6:21 pm EST

look man wiggers suck… in fact they suck so much that they can suck my big choculo cajones

fred savage | 10/12/2006, 6:24 pm EST

man, K-fed is dope.

fred savage | 10/12/2006, 6:26 pm EST

please don’t hait on K-Fed becasue he is white – he brings the knowledge and soul on his tracks – he ain’t wack – don’t attack – the rise of the white rapper is back -

B.Spears has saggy titties

britney fucker | 10/12/2006, 6:42 pm EST

federline is a muppet, he looks like shit, his “music is shit” and he can eat my shit.
As soon as Britney dumps in, she can have me!!!!!

Dman | 10/12/2006, 7:00 pm EST

Wanna be N-gger?? That’s irresponsible to print, much less show acceptance as an acceptable term. Anyone who utters the term is further promoting a racist idea, even if it’s abbreviated. Have some class. It’s called ‘co-opting’ black culture if you wannna get technical. But is that really news? K-fed is not news. (Unless he dies or suddenly is struck by a lightning bolt of talent)

mike a | 10/12/2006, 7:11 pm EST

I dont think rs gets it, just because they tell us to like this guy doesnt mean were going to when its so blantant that hes not for real. He got brittney preggo twice why cant he be happy with that. Out of all the people in the world to have kids with come on. I guess you can get any woman if you bullshit them enough.

Dan | 10/12/2006, 7:12 pm EST

good luck, k-fed

Nate | 10/12/2006, 7:16 pm EST

The real shame is that we are exhausting time talking about this guy in the context of a music career. Does anyone remember Brian Austin Green’s rap debut…exactly…no one. Enough about K-fed. Let him embarrass himself and get it over with.

Erik E Erik | 10/12/2006, 7:53 pm EST

Did they really say “wigger”? Please define that for me.

kavajah | 10/12/2006, 9:09 pm EST

anonymous chuckles at 4:20…..

Steve Urkel | 10/12/2006, 9:28 pm EST

Good to read K=fed has Family Matters under control.Rock on dude.

Anonymous | 10/12/2006, 9:29 pm EST

Borat!

Elliott | 10/12/2006, 10:51 pm EST

Jann where are you? What have you let happen to your life’s work? Put an end to this, this is how you intend to fade out? This is an absolute shame. I can understand the articles on pop stars, but the adolescent writing by your staff. Please, for your own legacy wake up.

warhand | 10/13/2006, 3:20 am EST

randy roads-died in a plane crash
skynyrd-plane crash
stevie ray vaughn-helicopter crash
buddy holly-plane crash

None of the above mentioned deserved this fiery demise.However, Lets hope the next “icon” to join this club is federline, a slimy,lazy musician who’s music when heard makes the whole room feel incredibly awkward.

KneeGrow | 10/13/2006, 7:39 am EST

Rollingstone has become insignificant – just like MTV.

david10006 | 10/13/2006, 10:46 am EST

my god..i can’t believe i took the time to read this.

Lucia | 10/13/2006, 10:55 am EST

Wait a minute..did Rolling Stone start of an article with the word..”wigger”
I mean I know this guy sucks…but your magazine shouldn’t.

Dylan Van Keef | 10/13/2006, 11:05 am EST

rolling stone has the right to say Wigger – however much I hate that word, because they are predominantly a bunch of CRACKERS. Quite possibly cracker ass crackers. I subscribe and read every fucking article (I even read rolling stone from 60’s & 70’s), but I have to chuckle at their reviews of these whack ass pop rap albums with their stabbing organs and bouncy synths, using the word ubiquitious when ever they can. At least they’re trying to stay current, and at least they write about politics – however partisan – so some of these 13 year olds buying britney covers might actually vote and download some music that David Fricke digs from the crates. Stay classy. Wigger is an ugly ass word and it opens a pandora’s box and possibly some broader discussion of race in this country. Do any of you crackers know what crackers means? It’s the man who whips the slaves, crackers. Maybe K-Fed is really just a cracker after all.

If you aren’t clear on the definition – listen to Brown Sugar. The first verse features the genuine article.

Good Deal | 10/13/2006, 5:53 pm EST

I think Rolling Stone should stick to their rock’n'roll roots. The National Enquirer can give us “starlet” news and the like. I prefer intellectual reading, that Rollingstone provides for the most part. However it is articles like this that take away from RS credibility. Please stop printing shit. Since when did Britney Spear’s shitty marriage/motherhood have a significant effect on her music. All she is going to do is put out songs that she did not even write. So who cares what the hell her husband thinks of male dancers? ‘Tis just frivolous bullshit to me.

Jake | 10/14/2006, 12:49 pm EST

Who cares if they said wigger? Maybe that would have been something to gte upset about if this were 1993, but it’s not. Quit being so stuck up, people.

observation guy | 10/15/2006, 4:42 am EST

Rolling Stone promotes censorship. I recently posted some questions about the origin of the word “Wigger”.I asked if the word Wigger meant White-”N” or Wanna-Be “N”.I asked if Eminem and Paul Wall were Wiggers. I asked if you were considered a Wigger only if you had no Hip Hop talent like Vanilla Ice or Kevin Federline. Rolling Stone deleted my posts because they did not like my language. Even though they let people drop F-Bombs throughout posts, they have a problem with me questioning the word Wigger. Does it make Rolling Stone feel better if I type “N”.Is “N” worse than “F”? If you are going to print the word Wigger,then you need to explain where the “IGGER” comes from. I’m sorry that people like Jake think that I “GTE” upset about the word Wigger and that I am stuck up, but I can’t help it if Jake is an inbred ,pole-smoking,Douche bag. Do not censor free speech RS,you cracker ass crackers.

Doug | 10/15/2006, 8:22 am EST

WOrse than the word “wigger” is how badly RS’s writing has fallen off over the years – I was reading some of the record reviews from back in the 1970’s and those boys could really WRITE!
Now…meh, I’d rather read pitchfork, etc.

Timo | 10/15/2006, 5:18 pm EST

I agree with those criticizing this “article”. This is not news, it is not important, it is poorly written, and altogether meaningless. Please stop. I can’t believe the person who wrote this is actually employed as a writer. Any number of people posting on these forums have greater writing ability and taste than to create this drivel. Make RS decent- talk about actual MUSICIANS.

truant | 10/16/2006, 2:04 am EST

I saw Justin Timberlake talking about his Super Bowl thing. He said he felt the backlash against Janet represented race relations in the US since he was basically let off the hook when he was the de-boober in question. I think he should test that theory by whipping out his dong the next time he’s on live t.v. See how that works out for him…. It shouldn’t bother America cause he’s white. Oh, you said K-Fed? Sorry. Is it just me or does K-Fed look like a carbon copy of that one dude from the Backdoor Boys? Whatzhisname..? You know, greasy, adam’s apple guy that can’t really sing so they sit him at a piano or throw him a second eight every once in a while.

nicole | 11/3/2006, 9:23 am EST

Its not dat he is white it is just dat he finks his music is good it Ain’t its nothing to do wid him not being able to rap coz he is white but he just thinks he is a great rapper da only good rappers are da
1. da house of pain
2. eminem
3. bubba sparxxss kelvin could never be as good as them

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