THE LATEST: The future Mrs. Pete Doherty has caused quite a frenzy via her newest clip for saucy British lingerie line Agent Provocateur. The new short, which is the third out of four mini-films collectively titled Dreams of Miss X and directed by Mike Figgis (Leaving Las Vegas) apparently features Moss stripping down to her panties. We can’t tell for sure, though, because the Agent Provocateur Web site is charging to download the advertisement, which immediately made us feel like we were officially scouring the Net for porn at work. Which we basically were. Let’s all just calm down and watch Kate pole dance in that White Stripes video. It’s art. Seriously. It is.
In other Doherty/Moss news: Kate may officially be the woman that comes between Pete and his rock, as she’s reportedly demanded that Doherty quit Babyshambles for good. However, Carl is rumored to be Pete’s best man at next year’s Doherty/Moss wedding, so we’re now imagining a nostalgia-filled, champagne-fueled rendition of “Boys In the Band” on the beach. Okay. How can we get invited to this wedding?
And by the way, Pete, please don’t invite Gary Powell. He may be absurdly hot and often naked-ish but he has spoken out against rumors that the Libertines might reunite. “Even if I had seven kids in a few years time and desperately needed the money, I wouldn’t do it” Powell reportedly said. Look man, for some of us, fantasizing about a Libertines reunion is all we have. That and the porn.

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