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Pete Doherty Watch: Reunion Dreams, Kate Gets Naked (Again)

10/12/06, 7:09 pm EST

THE LATEST: The future Mrs. Pete Doherty has caused quite a frenzy via her newest clip for saucy British lingerie line Agent Provocateur. The new short, which is the third out of four mini-films collectively titled Dreams of Miss X and directed by Mike Figgis (Leaving Las Vegas) apparently features Moss stripping down to her panties. We can’t tell for sure, though, because the Agent Provocateur Web site is charging to download the advertisement, which immediately made us feel like we were officially scouring the Net for porn at work. Which we basically were. Let’s all just calm down and watch Kate pole dance in that White Stripes video. It’s art. Seriously. It is.

In other Doherty/Moss news: Kate may officially be the woman that comes between Pete and his rock, as she’s reportedly demanded that Doherty quit Babyshambles for good. However, Carl is rumored to be Pete’s best man at next year’s Doherty/Moss wedding, so we’re now imagining a nostalgia-filled, champagne-fueled rendition of “Boys In the Band” on the beach. Okay. How can we get invited to this wedding?

And by the way, Pete, please don’t invite Gary Powell. He may be absurdly hot and often naked-ish but he has spoken out against rumors that the Libertines might reunite. “Even if I had seven kids in a few years time and desperately needed the money, I wouldn’t do it” Powell reportedly said. Look man, for some of us, fantasizing about a Libertines reunion is all we have. That and the porn.


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mike a | 10/12/2006, 7:29 pm EST

Did i really need to know this? I dont think so. Rs should do reports on.. i dont know how about MUSIC,and by that i mean music that people will actually like. Sorry k-fed and any emo clones. truth hurts.

Tim | 10/12/2006, 8:26 pm EST

Seriously Rolling Stone, who cares? Stop with the Doherty twice daily updates and write some damn music articles. No one cares about him, he hasn’t done anything in years.

sheraz | 10/12/2006, 9:13 pm EST

The man is a legend. Anyone who disagrees just listen to Time for Heroes.

Churchill | 10/12/2006, 9:19 pm EST

I’ve never heard anything this dude has done…even Kate Moss…but I find his drug usage really fascinating. His teeth are way gross…is that from the crack or just because he’s British?

Dee | 10/12/2006, 9:31 pm EST

*sighs* Pete is great! I really want the libs to reunite. They ar an amazing band

adam | 10/12/2006, 9:42 pm EST

well rolling stone does write about music pete makes music and well he is interesting. if you dont like it why the fuck do you read the fuckin blog dude you should get but thats just my opinion

andrew | 10/13/2006, 12:24 am EST

the libertines managed to be the coolest band and also write some awesome tunes that shit all over most of the crap rolling stone reports on. i hope they reunite

sam | 10/13/2006, 12:47 am EST

WE NEED MORE PETE!!! Twice a day is not often enough, Tim! I want to know everytime he takes a dump, squeezes a zit or makes it to a show! He is more interesting than any other celebrity in the world.

livin` large | 10/13/2006, 1:51 am EST

I wouldn`t know a Libertines or Babyshambles song if it bit me on the ass, but this shit is goddamn hilarious.

HipsterScienceAlgebraEquations | 10/13/2006, 2:11 am EST

Ohmigosh!!!How is Kate Moss eating these days? I want to know with a knife or a fork? How hyperactive. Is light different in the world of Kate and Pete or is it the same? When Pete smokes some illegal substance in the woods does a cop hear it or does it go unnocticed? These are the mysteries of life aren’t they?

shawshank | 10/13/2006, 2:49 am EST

isn’t it amazing that some people are actually curious about seeing kate moss in the nude. havent we seen enough yet?

disco stu | 10/13/2006, 5:11 am EST

good to see pete looking better, and kate allways looks good! lets see if they can keep it up and turn around all the bad press? the libs do need to get back together before they are to old!!!!!

Boris | 10/13/2006, 5:21 am EST

Pete Doherty, unbeknown to himself, is a terrific entertainer. Hysterically, he thinks this is because of his music, which is actually so terrible it doesn’t bare thinking about. In actual fact, the continuing carnival that represents his life is like a good sit-com. I love him and Kate Moss – they are too stupid to know how dumb they are, which is just marvellous.

tom | 10/13/2006, 7:42 am EST

if you dont want to know about kate moss naked you have a problem

Blacky | 10/13/2006, 7:45 am EST

Bring back the libertines with pete
& carl back together long live the albion

the gregster | 10/13/2006, 8:54 am EST

Libs should at least get back togother for one gig as they were a million times better than dirty pretty things and babyshambles togother. Long live the arcidian dream.

mike t | 10/13/2006, 9:39 am EST

Is it me or is Kate’s eyes really far apart?

Eric | 10/13/2006, 11:11 am EST

It’s surprising to me that a column that is titled “Doherty watch”, with the “days since last arrest and rehab” (obviously mean spirited), has an article written by someone who is actually a fan of Pete’s music (”fantasizing about a Libertines reunion”). With this column, I’m sure you’ll get an invite.

The Dharma Bum | 10/13/2006, 11:26 am EST

He’s crap. They’re crap. Everywhere a crap, crap. Both The Libertines and Shambles are so phucking over-rated…take a hot dose Pete, but first, share it with Kate, Carl, and your fans.

Rudy Pilfer | 10/13/2006, 11:34 am EST

British people smell like gingivitis.

Eric | 10/13/2006, 12:01 pm EST

If Jack Kerouac was around, I’d ask him to give you a hot dose in the arse.

Boris | 10/13/2006, 12:20 pm EST

Is Pete Doherty legal? Surely there must be some sort of infringement of human rights going on?

Mike | 10/13/2006, 12:33 pm EST

Rudy Pilfer moves me. Kate moss hass little baby breasts with hamster nipples.

Killa | 10/13/2006, 12:50 pm EST

Pete quit Babyshambles?!

Quit trippin’, bitch!

Anonymous | 10/13/2006, 12:57 pm EST

Pete doherty is a celebraty who takes or was taking drugs but he isn’t a celebrety because he’s taking drugs. Leave Pete and Kate alone

Emily | 10/13/2006, 2:13 pm EST

Pete quittin Shambles would be a terrible thing. I didn’t get to see the Rock City show cos of his exhaustion…
But bring on a Libs reunion, n i hope Carl is the best man at any wedding Pete has, be it with Kate or anybody.

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Alby | 10/13/2006, 4:14 pm EST

Why would you read the link if you hate him so much, and why would you hate him so much if you’ve never listened to his music? Like it or not, he’s one of the most important figures in modern music, British and American alike. He just happens to be an ass clown at the same time… now THATs rock ‘n roll!

SATAN | 10/13/2006, 4:28 pm EST

ALBY, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.

Anonymous | 10/13/2006, 4:52 pm EST

Just die already so I can piss on your grave.

Eric | 10/13/2006, 6:56 pm EST

Why feel sorry for ALby? She make a great point; you’ll never see me posting negative crap on Puff Daddy’s site, because I don’t like him and therefore could care less. If you search for artists you don’t like and spend time posting there: I feel sorry for you. Get a life.

evan | 10/15/2006, 3:12 am EST

petes a great songwriter end of story. if you’re really hoping death on someone you dont even know whose only crime is suffering addiction you really need to re-examine your life. would it be alright to hope your mother or best friend dies of cancer? nah. if you dont like his music just leave it at that.

myspace.com/kelshmee | 10/15/2006, 5:05 pm EST

Eric I totally agree with you. Pete is a legend. End of.

truant | 10/16/2006, 1:44 am EST

AWW.. Elizabeth, don’t be sore and delete my posts, cupcake. SShhh… traunt make it all better.

Boris | 10/16/2006, 4:28 am EST

Pete’s music is not in anyway original, nor is it well produced, nor is the musicianship better than average. And given that he’s not a poet (because you don’t become a poet just because you won a prize when you’re 16yo), then the cold hard facts suggest that he’s nothing but a tabloid hungry, crack smoking junkie. But frankly, I don’t mind the bloke – it’s just his fans that shit me.

bren | 10/17/2006, 7:56 am EST

my milk shakes bring all the boys to the yard your dam right there better than yours

sw | 10/20/2006, 8:15 am EST

pete rocks

sophia | 10/22/2006, 11:09 pm EST

kate is too dumb for pete and I have a feeling she’s too stupid to help the lad..If he was mine he’d be straight, cozy and working well lol

Boris | 10/23/2006, 8:51 am EST

You’re right. Kate is too dumb for Pete. But if Pete is so smart, why’s he with a bird who is too dumb for him? Maybe he’s not that smart? So if he’s not that smart, but she’s not as smart as him, then she must be even dumber than we first surmised. And these people are breeding? Madonna, do us a favour and adopt the pair of them immediately.

Vero | 11/19/2006, 12:43 am EST

TIM:
Hasn’t done anything in years? Are you retarted?
He just came out with a new ep, and has a new video released on the charts (which is great for your information)
Seriously, get your stuff right before typing
And props on an ACTUAL pete fan for writing an article about him, the carl reunion thing made me smile =]

Sara | 11/26/2006, 12:01 pm EST

You guys are way overdue on updating your “days since” stats. He is currently in rehab and was arrested on Nov. 18th.

Anonymous | 12/3/2006, 6:32 am EST

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SHERI | 2/4/2007, 4:48 am EST

PETE IZ SO AWSUM HE ROXZ AND IS SO HOT!! I LOVE PETE SO MUCH!!

Frankenstump | 7/3/2007, 12:58 pm EST

Pete’s not a bad musician, just not a very interesting one. Neither The Libertines nor Babyshambles do much for me, neither do they push music forward. It’s just same old, same old, been there, done that. As a celebrity junkie dating a celebrity junkie model he’s much more interesting to talk about than listen too. Go Pete! Hopefully their relationship will end in a murder/suicide so we have that much more shallow crap to talk about. Embrace life.

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