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Avril’s Apology to Fans So Urgent She Overlooks Grammar, Gross Details

9/29/06, 6:20 pm EST

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I guess it’s possible she’s talking about something other than these hocking loogies-at-the-photogs incidents, but we got this email from Avril’s people announcing that she’d like to “sincerely apologize for [her] behavior with the Paparazzi.”

So: In addition to feeling so much better after hearing from their idol, fans will be psyched to know that she have always go out of her way for her fans and values their relationship. To understand that last sentence check out the full release after the jump. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Avril Apologizes to Fans

In response to reports that Avril Lavigne recently had a run in with paparazzi while spending private time with her husband, Deryck Whibley, she has this to say:

I’d like to sincerely apologize for my behavior with the Paparazzi. It’s trying at best dealing with their insistent intrusions. I meant no offense to my fans, whose relationship i truly value. I have and will always go out of my way for my fans. My behavior was a reaction to the persistent attack from the paparazzi.

Avril


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AVRIL IS AN IDIOT! | 9/29/2006, 7:52 pm EST

BULLLLLLSHIT! SHE REALIZED THAT SHE MADE A FOOL OF HERSELF AND NOW DECIDED TO MAKE A FAKE APOLOGY TO SAVE HER ASS! PAPARAZZI’S WERE NOT INTRUDING! THEY JUST WANTED HER AUTOGRAPH! SHE WAS AT A CLUB SO OF COURSE PAPARAZZI’S WERE THERE AND SHE KNOWS IT! IT’S NOT LIKE THEY WERE TAKING PRIVATE PICTURES OF HER AT HER HOUSE! WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT! POSER ASS BITCH!

agoz | 9/30/2006, 11:03 am EST

AVRIL LAVIGNE IS THE BEST!
I LOVE HER SO MUCH WITH ALL MY SOUL AND HEART!
BYE

plasticfantastic | 9/30/2006, 1:19 pm EST

Hmm, not so much

Hmm | 9/30/2006, 2:56 pm EST

Avril lavigne is married?!?!?!?! how old is she 12!!! Jeez, i always knew the world was crazy but that just proves it!!!

Moi | 10/1/2006, 8:33 am EST

Married to that Sum 41 munchkin too….. hmmmmmmmmmm

albie | 10/1/2006, 9:55 am EST

*yawn*

krispycreme | 10/1/2006, 5:47 pm EST

she is about as a cutting edge rock act as a powdered doughnut

Foxie Cat | 10/1/2006, 6:10 pm EST

She is an unbelievable dumb, fake, nitwit wannabe punk rock child, her attitude is fake and her music gives me good laughs, it’s a WASTE OF TIME to listen to that shit! She’s married? Or is she just fantasizing, like little children do? Punx none of ure business!

Foxie Cat | 10/1/2006, 6:20 pm EST

Sum 41 is another beautiful example, an example of a couple of fake nanny rockers, who should try to find a job that fits them better.

Sanchez | 10/2/2006, 8:02 am EST

kid-punk

shredward rules | 10/2/2006, 9:28 am EST

Avril, please don’t try to sing, you can’t sing!!

h8ter boi | 10/2/2006, 1:15 pm EST

I said see you later boi

build.a.bridge..get.over.it. | 10/2/2006, 6:37 pm EST

well. in all fairness. it’s not like we are all perfect and would act behaved and civilized?!

gee you all sure do have a lot of hate in you?! if you really didnt like her would you not rather ignore everything she did and just move on?! weird.

she might have been drunk when she left the club too. I don’t know about you all but are you the quiet drunk?!…if possible?

all I can say is I’m sorry I wasted my time posting on this article.

NOFX effects | 10/4/2006, 5:25 pm EST

‘all I can say is I’m sorry I wasted my time posting on this article.’

Why did you post your comment when you think it’s a waste of time??? LOL!!!!!!!!!!

dilligaf | 10/5/2006, 12:30 pm EST

shut up and get naked.

Come on.... | 10/5/2006, 12:43 pm EST

Give the girl a break. You don’t know unless you are in her shoes. And btw… her music is not that bad. In fact, I have to say I appreciate a lot of the lyrics. So just back off a little and try not to judge. It’s really not our place.

Dean | 10/5/2006, 1:27 pm EST

That excuse is about as effective as a cat covering up its poop in a sandbox.

mick | 10/5/2006, 3:51 pm EST

I had sex with avril and damn she is hott i dont care if shes 12 or 21 hot is hottt

janet | 10/5/2006, 4:19 pm EST

avril does has a cute little butt your right it doesnt make a difference if a girl is 12 or 50 if shes hot and wants to have sex its all gooood

bläää | 10/5/2006, 6:28 pm EST

go home!

WTF? | 10/5/2006, 9:00 pm EST

WHY ARE WE GETTING ON THE SUBJECT OF SEX? i since when did this all happen with Avil…who cares. lol 12 know wonder why 12 years olds listen to her. lol i don’t know what i’m saying

yeah right | 10/6/2006, 12:48 am EST

she just did that so that she could issue a public apology and gain publicity.

REE-
DICULOUS

bobby | 10/6/2006, 2:26 am EST

yeah

wowee bigtooth momma's boieou | 10/9/2006, 4:26 pm EST

ah ha hurdles of children. I can’t believe you actually used the word poser. I was scanning all your comments expecting one of you to call Avril a poser and then there it is…at the very beginning someone called her a poser…

She invented the word.
You butt-junction nugget.
Go back to your house, turtle face and stop abducting the children.

You’re lowering their IQs.

Kool | 10/11/2006, 5:47 am EST

keep on spittin darlin and don’t apologise for anything!!!

rock fan | 10/23/2006, 3:02 pm EST

avril is a ball of shit, maby i can do some spittin, on her. Wake up Avril, u don’t rock, u r just tha fake type. Go to countryside and sing for tha farm animals… fucked up dummy…

tha hate | 10/23/2006, 3:10 pm EST

u dum bitch.. u and ur lil fans are nothin but sluts… yeah, she never rock, she can suck instead..
fuck that napanee bitch under tha US sky……

tha hate is an idiot | 10/28/2006, 9:53 pm EST

hey tha hate.
Why don’t you go suck your daddy’s nuts?

Most of you are dumb hats and need to sit under a pool for approximately four days.
Shut up people.
You hate for the wrong reasons.

Anonymous | 12/3/2006, 6:56 am EST

jonny749 | 12/16/2006, 1:44 am EST

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learn | 1/15/2007, 11:35 pm EST

Why is avril a poser? Because she is a country singer who then wears punk clothing cause the label company said so. First she doesn’t know what anarchy is, non-conformity is, or who the sex pistols are. Just like other pop artists, she gets a cult following of dumb*** preps. Dead kennedys, bad breains, sex pistols, black flag are punk music. Also when detirming whether one is punk or not, fashion has 0% say!

jonny7 | 1/19/2007, 5:02 am EST

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jonny3 | 2/18/2007, 3:05 pm EST

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Annie | 10/31/2007, 1:01 am EST

you are so sexy Avil lets have a date tonigt

Music Critic | 4/27/2008, 3:54 am EST

To all you calling Avril a poser, it is funny how that self-proclaimed punk police go around on the internet dissing pop-punk artists and others, calling them posers etc., and saying if you want to hear real punk rock listen to the Sex pistols or the Ramones. (I am not referring to you guys in this post).

I suppose the question might be asked just how punk were the Sex pistols? You can arguable say that the Sex Pistols sold out too, the Sex Pistols loved to preach anarchy and attack the establishment, they were always painfully obvious that they were in it for the money. They recruited Sid Vicious to the band because they liked his image. They have even repackaged and re-released their material repeatedly. In their 1996 reunion tour was even called the Filthy Lucre Tour! (Fithy Rich Tour) And both times the band reformed, they’ve publicly admitted they did it because the money was right. So one might ask the question were the Sex Pistols really true punk or were they just sell outs too? (Many others say the same basic things about the Ramones as well.)

These are just a few bands often referred to as true punk rockers, Richard Hell, The Ramones, Sex Pistols, Iggy, The Stooges, The Clash, Misfits, Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers, etc., etc., etc. But when you take a closer examination of most of these artist and bands you will see that most fall short of what true punk really is.

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Avril is not punk! | 6/23/2008, 3:13 pm EST

she isn’t punk she’s corporate music bullshit real punk is the casualties the exploited leftover crack i could go on and on and yes underground music rulz

Robin | 4/23/2009, 6:55 pm EST

She never calls herself Punk. And she is a very good singer.

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