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Playlist of the Day: The Screech Sex Tape Soundtrack

9/28/06, 9:29 am EST

So Eddie Van Halen wants to record pelvic-thrust-inducing guitar solos for porn flicks? That’s cool. But Eddie, Tommy Lee & Pam, Snoop Dog — even Paris and her night goggle fucking — they all equal “whatever” compared to what we’re hearing about the Dustin Diamond (aka Screech Powers) sex tape, Saved By the Smell.

According to Diamond’s representative, the sex tape (currently being shopped to distrubutors and features Mr. Diamond in a threesome involving the time-honored “dirty Sanchez” move) exists because Diamond thinks this will help him get more work. “Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings,” the rep said. Yeah, excellent plan.

So anyway, we thought we’d help purge the mental images by getting as gross as possible and coming up with some worthy inclusions for the film’s soundtrack.

  • J. Geils Band: “Freeze Frame”
  • Anything off of Limp Bizkit’s Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
  • “Finger Lickin’ Good (Government Cheese Remix)”: Beastie Boys
  • Anything by Badfinger

We’d think of more but we have to go puke now. Your turn.

Rolling Stone

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Mr. Belding | 9/28/2006, 9:52 am EST

I thought I taught him the “Rusty Trombone”…

BIT | 9/28/2006, 10:09 am EST

For some reason, I thought of “Making Flippy Floppy” by the Talking Heads.

Shaved by the belding | 9/28/2006, 10:24 am EST

there is a song that goes like “Splish, Splash I was taking a bath” that could go in the beginning or the end when he is in the tub.

Real Black Panther | 9/28/2006, 10:47 am EST

Screech is one damn sexy white boy.

the speaker named john | 9/28/2006, 10:49 am EST

“Pretty Fly For a White Guy”-Offspring

Joe | 9/28/2006, 11:00 am EST

This guy was on Stern a while back and claims he’s hung like an elephant. SCREECH RULEZ

Justin | 9/28/2006, 11:03 am EST

“stinkfist” – tool
“pencil thin mustache” – jimmy buffet

Will Fearless | 9/28/2006, 11:05 am EST

Anything by R. Kelly, I would suggest Sex Weed.

butthead | 9/28/2006, 11:06 am EST

who cares ?

screw these hasbeens. anyone ever think of resurecting a career by using actual talent ?

dung well I suppose.

who cares ?

melle | 9/28/2006, 11:20 am EST

laughing at you by Big Pun

Sean | 9/28/2006, 11:46 am EST

Dirty Women by Black Sabbath
Kiss Me where it smells funny by The Bloodhound Gang
Smokin’ by Boston

Satan | 9/28/2006, 11:50 am EST

Live “Shit Towne”

Satan | 9/28/2006, 11:52 am EST

Anything by Finger Eleven

amanda | 9/28/2006, 11:56 am EST

ummmmmm, gross?

where are the bob dylan interviews.

rockstar 70 | 9/28/2006, 12:44 pm EST

Have these people heard of a job??

Zack Morris | 9/28/2006, 12:55 pm EST

My Heart Will Go On – Celine Dion

DonkeyTron | 9/28/2006, 1:08 pm EST

‘ShitList’ by L7

Donald | 9/28/2006, 1:13 pm EST

Blinded By Science

lisa turtle | 9/28/2006, 1:19 pm EST

that do it like we do on the discovery channel song

Killa | 9/28/2006, 1:26 pm EST

I’m so proud of screech. GETCHA SOME, SPACEBALLA!

A.C. Slater | 9/28/2006, 1:32 pm EST

Michael Jackson’s “Heal The world”

Crazed by the Smell | 9/28/2006, 1:34 pm EST

Rhakim’s “Let the Rythym Hit ‘em”

Geoff | 9/28/2006, 2:30 pm EST

Ohhhh how peoples standards sink lower and lower, with hilarious results. How bout some;

Slide It In- Whitesnake
Lick and Promise- Aerosmith
Lord of the Thighs-Aerosmith
My Wild Love- The Doors
Sex Crime- Eurythmics
I Want To Know What Love Is- Foreigner
Talk Dirty To Me- Poison

Ummmm thats hot.

Rock it with your cock Screech!

Kevin The Robot | 9/28/2006, 2:48 pm EST

How about “Friends Forever” as performed by Zack Attack.

Where is teh vid | 9/28/2006, 3:19 pm EST

Where is teh vid

Deez Nuts | 9/28/2006, 3:56 pm EST

Screechizzle fo Shizzle My Nizzle…Don’t make the service make ya nervous nephew…chucch!

Kelly Kapowski | 9/28/2006, 3:57 pm EST

I thought he was gay?

Luke Skyyyywalker | 9/28/2006, 3:58 pm EST

Any of my songs will bump….

'Da Gimp | 9/28/2006, 4:39 pm EST

I would add “Finger Bang” from ‘South Park’ to the list.

john | 9/28/2006, 5:12 pm EST

“smells like teen sprit”

Chuck | 9/28/2006, 5:16 pm EST

It seems like all the Saved By the Bell kids went porn. They should have a big Saved By the Bell Porn special. Oh…songs? I dunno…

Chuck | 9/28/2006, 5:20 pm EST

Zack and co. must’ve known more than they let on…why do you think his nickname was “Screech?” Lets ask the triplets if they know…

chinghalle | 9/28/2006, 5:34 pm EST

“slipping into darkness” by war

Bob, TX | 9/28/2006, 8:08 pm EST

Foreigner – Urgent

Tunefreak | 9/28/2006, 8:42 pm EST

Custard Pie By Zeppelin

Beast44 | 9/28/2006, 8:46 pm EST

What about “Smooth Up In Ya” by Bullet Boys?!?!

deep | 9/28/2006, 8:48 pm EST

ooops too fast
too little to early

Mr. Big PEN15 | 9/28/2006, 9:23 pm EST

Get Naked – Tommy Lee!!

wherezthubeef?? | 9/28/2006, 11:32 pm EST

(hershey) highway to hell … ac/dc

wherezthubeef?? | 9/28/2006, 11:38 pm EST

She Came In Through the Bathroom Window

Do i win? what do i win???

Papabean | 9/28/2006, 11:46 pm EST

Classic…Pearl Necklace.

sexy | 9/29/2006, 12:28 am EST

oh well seen one skin flick you seen them all he wasnt saved by the bell he was saved by the cum

Barbie Martini | 9/29/2006, 1:23 am EST

For Whom the Bell Tolls – Metallica

Give It To Me Baby – Rick James

just_e | 9/29/2006, 3:37 am EST

how about – what? – by tribe call’d quest

heath | 9/29/2006, 6:50 am EST

rammstein should do a cover of the saved by the bell theme song. nothing goes better with the kind of flicks cartmans mom does than creepy german music. maybe some kraftwerk

Jack | 9/29/2006, 8:40 am EST

“Creepshow” by Siouxsie and the Banshees.

Dark Tube | 9/29/2006, 9:40 am EST

Back Door Man – The Doors
Knocking at your back door – Deep Purple
Bottoms Up! – Van Halen

Barret | 9/29/2006, 1:41 pm EST

C’mon… Screech? It had to a song about masturbation. How about Nirvana’s “Spank Thru?”

Jesse Spano | 9/29/2006, 4:21 pm EST

Red light district will pick it up as a distributor in case anyone was wondering where to get it…they did One Night in Chyna…

I’m surprised that Elizabeth Berkley isn’t in this flick.

I think everyone covered all the songs (Toilet Tissue by outkast was left out, ironically it’s on Stankonia), but how about alternate movie titles…

“Screech and Sniff”
“Screech-Around”
“Cle aveland Screecher”
“Diamond in the Muff”

chokingtara | 10/1/2006, 4:25 am EST

Butterfly Kisses by Whoever Recorded Butterfly Kisses…

Britandy | 10/1/2006, 1:43 pm EST

Fuck like a BEast by W.A.S.P

jonny | 11/20/2006, 2:20 pm EST

jonny

LV | 1/12/2007, 6:21 pm EST

“Dust n Bones” by Guns N Roses

sex moments | 7/7/2007, 8:17 pm EST

sex bobing heads

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