yes you freakin rock mr nicholson. ive been a freaking fan since i cant recall im 30 now so im sure its been ages. you are a freaking legend man!

Hey un-wrapped needle dick, how many times have caught the clap?

I heard he got herpes from Lara Flynn Boyle……

he is almost 70 years old…is that possible? a living legend…gotta love him.

he was hot back back back BACK in the day.

fuck yeah!!!! jack’s on the cover!!!! probably the best cover ever!!!!!!! fuck it!! THE BEST COVER EVER! period.

that picture’s kinda creepy…

Ugh, if I had a choice between sleeping with Jack Nicholson or death, I’d choose death.

I wonder how many dudes he’s rocked?

I have only one question: Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra??

21 to 61…….ssshhhhiiiitttt….mo re like 8 to 80.

Fred Savage you are hilarious:D

I think it’s really gross that you’re putting this fossil on the cover and trying to pass him off to women as sexy.

Can you imagine doing that with a woman of that age? No. Because you NEVER would.

Guess what? Women don’t like decrepit bodies or man boobs either.

We like our men young, hot and with killer bods: Wes Bentley, Michael Ealy, Jake Gyllenhaal, etc.

Don’t insult our intelligence (and our libidos) with this kind of crap.

I think it’s really gross that you’re putting this fossil on the cover and trying to pass him off to women as sexy.

Can you imagine doing that with a woman of that age? No. Because you NEVER would.

Guess what? Women don’t like decrepit bodies or man boobs either.

We like our men young, hot and with killer bods: Wes Bentley, Michael Ealy, Jake Gyllenhaal, etc.

Don’t insult our intelligence (and our libidos) with this crap.

I find Jack extremely attractive – I just wish you guys out there found women his age just as sexy. Some day??

a fossil? please. he’s one of the few actors who can actually act, takes roles others shy away from, and is going to make scorsese’s next picture a fucking hit. ladies go by playgirl if you’re looking to get off on something. i hear their pages are now scratch and sniff.

Weird. When Gene Simmons or David Lee Toth carry on about woman this way Rolling Stone shits it’s pants. But some Hollywood Big Shot comes up with the same thing and we’re supposed to think it’s “cute”. Hey, why not do Mel Gibson a favor and let him kid around about the Jews in your next cover story?

Axl should come to Indonesia man.

Here’s a Jack Nicholson story: My Irish friend, Alan, was working on the crew of “Mars Attacks!”

On St. Patrick’s Day, Jack’s persnal assistant came up to him with the biggest bottle of Bushmill’s Irish Whiskey they make and told him”Here’s a present from Jack. Happy St. Paddy’s Day!” Alan gave him an indignant look and said,”I’ve never been so insulted in my life. Take this bottle of Protestant swill out of here and tell Jack I’m never going to speak to him again!” The asst. blanched and slinked away with the bottle.

At the end of the day Jack walked out of his trailer, saw Alan go by and pulled him over and apologized, telling him how much he loved Irish people and didn’t mean to insult him. Alan laughed and said he he wasn’t mad at all. He was just pulling the assistant’s leg. Relieved, Jack invited him into his trailer. Inside, on the counter, was that big bottle of Bushmill’s.

Jack poured a couple of doubles and handed a glass to him. Alan said he wasn’t mad at him, but he still wasn’t going to drink any of that Protestant swill! Jack asked him what would he drink? And Alan replied, “Jameson’s”. So Jack sent for some of that and they had a merry time in the trailer.

A week after Alan told me the story, I went to see the movie that won Nicholson his third Oscar. And after Helen Hunt blew him off during dinner in a restaurant, his character went up to the bar and ordered a Jameson with a soda back!

HEY ERIN… I’m young and hot, but I like my women only hitting the post button once. Sorry about your luck, girl.

And Sherry, I love MILFS… Old and scary, big and hairy, I say.

I’ve been a Jack fan(well…on and off..)since I saw him in the Cuckoos Nest..but this cover doesn’t flatter him AT ALL(that’s the intend of the article, right??)…he just looks like a creepy Union Hoffa freak…baaaad..btw: I’m a photographer.

I am 23 yrs old and I think Jack Nicholson is VERY sexy. Man boobs or not it’s fucking Jack Nicholson!! Truant, u r hilarious. Promise I won’t post twice baby.

Jack’s the goods in my book. Hell yes, I’d do him.

I’m a photographer to. Of course, I don’t suck like you, nor do I try to give strangers my opinion on a picture.

Jack is GREAT…no matter what anyone says! There is ONE life to live and USE it! Jack is the living example of this. He follows what lies in our evolutionary roots: promiscuous just like my (OUR) brothers: The Chimpanzees (Pan troglodytes)
Way to go Mr. Nicholson!

Jack is to acting what Pele was to football number 1

Someone shouls spank your ass out of a job for twisting what little, plotted conversation you were able to write about with Jacky. Hats off to ya Jack.

“I’m a photographer to. Of course, I don’t suck like you, nor do I try to give strangers my opinion on a picture.”

Well, who are you a photographer to?

“I find Jack extremely attractive – I just wish you guys out there found women his age just as sexy. Some day??”

Well. Now you underestimate the tastes of mature men, but then is it mature men you want to find you attractive Sherry. I sure find a lot of attraction in women who are Jack’s age
I guess it depends whether you like pop tarts or haute cuisine.

I’ll take the pop tarts, you can have the old, wrinkly bitches.

One of the greatest actors in motion picture history has a new movie coming out from one of the greatest directors in motion picture history and this is the crap interview/story you come up with?

Sick, perverse & immature. Probably fried one too many brain cells being on drugs – as interview suggests -

So many people suck in this industry as to make the intermediates look good.

This article is funny and insightful and very truley Jack.
I think he is one of the smartest actors of all time. Look, to be his age and still doing all he can to live life and enjoy it,and to be an EXPERT at his craft. Well, that says alot about him.
Sexy or not, u cant deny he is one COOL guy, and one DAMN FINE ACTOR. I think he should consider opening an acting school to teach these other SO CALLED actors, how its DONE! He is an emtional,somewhat spiritual and completely entertaining human being. I would pay to listen to him read the phone book.
Ya gotta love JACK!!!!!!

As to his acting “style”, it is no secret.

There are two methods icons use.

1. “Method acting”
2. “Stanislavski” method. As in Konstantin Stanislavski

Jack uses #2. Look it up.

Jack is a Perv & judging by the habits of the world at large, so are a lot of other folks out there.

There are a lot of bored people out there who find Jacks medlodramatics the perfect solution for breaking them out of their doldrum boredom/depression.

There is a high road away from this and a of course low road.

And I very much doubt if he didnt fry so many brain cells he would be what he is today. And that is no complement. God bless.

RIP Indeed.

RIP
Oh really! Thanks for the up date TEACH.
Not sure why YOU believe you are qualified to JUDGE either Jack or EVERYONE else so unceremoniously?\
WTFAU(WHO THE F—ARE U?)
As for all the bored and depressed masses you believe are out there, well dont look in the mirror. Cause one of them might be u!
So, rain on your own parade right up the HIGH road! Yah right.
You look up self righteous and your picture is there.
If you dont like Jack and think he is an ultra perv then WHY did you read the article? RIP BM

WHAT SECRETS???? He’s a womanizing sex freak, more power to him. But this was neither a profile of a Great Seducer (show me one account of a seduction in this?) nor were any “sex secrets” revealed. In fact, it was pretty much lacking in substance–very dissapointing considering what a fascinating individual he is.

Its that lack of “truth in advertising” where the story contains nothing promised on the cover or in the headline that puts readers off and they eventually just stop buying publicatin. (eg “Mens Health” — notorious liars!)

Dont get your knickers in a knot. Theres always Dr. Phil

Jack is clearly quite perverse. And it doesnt take Dateline NBC or SexRegistry to tell there are lots more out there who operate border line incarceration. Lil Kim, Jack & Folley clearly are deviants who would benefit from a shrink and a remedial level of education.

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I’m 16 years old and I’d do him.

I can’t believe you douchebags are callign him a pervert

Men who walk up to strange women on the street, grab their breasts and lick their neck are perverts

Jack is a living legend, he’s fucked over 2000 women, Fucking legend!

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jack is SO sexy i would sleep with him….

i am 13 and i WOULD sleep with him <3

I just love the man, sexy and scary its a good combination….That smile