Life is full of dark truths, days that won’t end, painful relationships, commutes that takes hours because every time it rains in Manhattan the subway stops running. And yet today is Talk Like a Pirate Day, so all is right with the world. Here are our four favorite Pirate-related musical items culled by our trusty, diligent, Pirate-worshiping interns for all of our viewing pleasure. Enjoy, and send along any cool Pirate stuff you’ve found running around the Web.

• The Scurvy Pirates performance of “Tuneyfish”
• A pirate costume for your iPod, oh yes please
• Talk like a pirate translator
• Really bad pirate rapping courtesy of Cap’n Slappy and Ol’ Chumbucket