why the east l.a. font?

Afrika Bambaataa did not work for hip hop to become this

Is it possible for something to be gay times infinity? Historians are going to look back on this time in pop culture and ponder why society didn’t do more to stop this level of suckocity. The only real debate on K-Fed is how long it will be before he is on a future version of Surreal Life. Actually, every generation needs a Vanilla Ice so that comedians on VH-1 can make fun of each decade on their “I Love the…” series. Rock on K-Fed.

Yo, u know wat? K-Fed is the Monkeys of our generation. Just without talent and good songs. Think about that ya’ll.

Our Beatles? Um … Jay-Z? Wat do ya’ll think?

Isn’t it wonderful, Kevin Federline? Your pop-star rich can buy you all the studio toys you want. So you figure that just because you got the tools that you can make GOOD music? Not in a million years Federline.

I’ll never understnd this younger generation. When I was coming up yeah, there were Tiffany and Debbie Gibson and New kids on the block.

But as we got older we went on to bigger and better things. These young people stick w/ these clowns who have no talent! It’s depressing.

as ever
GQtaste

Dude, his name’s K-Fed, serious? Ha.

This album got a hairy scrotum shot in the liners?

Counter-concept #1: Kphed in Woody Allen’s sperm costume.
Counter-concept #2: Kphed looks bewilder-mean. He has lost his shirt and cradles The Paperwork in his arms. To his left is a chewed on sippy-cup, and to his right is smoldering cash. Album title needs no work.

Oh no! He’s going to do have to deal with balding on top of all this?!

The cover should show him sucking some big black dick.

Now I hate to say it, and first you should listen to it before you judge, I don’t think K-Feds single, whatever its called, is that bad. I also, however do not think it’s good. For one, I typically dislike the hip hop and pop music these days. I just don’t think his song is worse than any other uninspired rap & hip-hop song that’s all over the TV and radio. I don’t hate all rap & hip-hop, but the past few years have produced soo much crap and repeats the same songs. So, I’m not saying that K-Fed is good, but compared to the overall state of hip-hop today, it’s not that bad.

Kevin thinks he’s gangsta but he’s a wangsta

It would be a tough choice between being forced to listen to K-Fed’s “music” or having hairy construction workers with hygiene issues and genital warts rub their scrotum sags all over my face while toothless hillbillies plucked out my pubic hair one strand at a time.

hahaha why are you wasting time with this rolling stone??

Speaking as a woman on a purely sexual level, & forgetting that I know anything at all about Mr. Spears, I have to honestly say that this CD cover is a heck of a lot more appealing than the insipid one by that little freak ex-future Mr. Spears who thinks he’s all hot shit but is really cold turd, Timberlake.

listen.. 99% of all rap sucks.

99% of all rap sucks. It’s a fact.

Listen. Lets be honest here. I’m sure this guy will do what every other rapper does. Talk about money, bling, etc. etc. Heard it a million times. It’s gotten really old. 99% of all rap sucks!!

This album cover looks like it was made with Card Shop Deluxe 2.0.

Face it: He’s only good at one thing, much like David Arquette, screwing chicks. So give up the hip hop aspirations K-Fed and go into a more growing field of work: Porn!

Kevin Federline is my hero. Seriously… This guy went from being a back up dancer begging for change on the sunset strip to banging what was the ultimate chick, and driving down that same strip in a ferrari in under a month. He is the american dream, the ultimate portrayal of the power of the penis. God bless you Kevin Federline, you give me hope.

I feel very sad that people like this can make albums.

Some advice for young K-Fed: Always fly single engine planes that are low on fuel over dangerous terrain such as mountains etc. Just lookin’ out for ya.

Hey how about review Sandra Bernhard’s ne album “Everything Bad & beautiful” –it’s the best album I’ve heard all year!
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Oh.. god.. what the hell was Britney thinking when she married this loser
Poor Britney..
Poor Sean
and poor new baby
I’m waiting for his FLOOP

Hey, He had the chance to make a studio album. I say go for it, who cares how he got the opportunity. Let people judge with their dollars.

Why did Britney married this guy?cause the two of them make a quarter of a brain…this’s guy music is a joke, how can anybody take it seriously? i mean come on!

that would be a cool album cover…FOR SOMEONE OTHER THAN GODDAMM KEVEN FEDERLINE!! thats a cool presentation, but jesus, its kevin federline.

K-Fed. The hell is Rolling Stones doing wasting time on this schmuck?

I’m a music optimist. I can usually find something tolerable in an otherwise hideous song (sorry rolling stone. I can’t share your distaste for everything that wasn’t written by the white stripes or Bob Dylan). This, I guess is the exception. Reguardless of the fact that the title “popo zau” (translation: ass)wasn’t just a double ententendre for his personality, or that you should have more than one artist than yourself in order to call yourself a “record label” (I’m looking at you Federation Records. Yet again, love the sly use of your last name there. Next year I hope we can move on to acronyms.) or that in your rap at the teen choice awards you say “don’t hate me because I’m a superstar” though, the reality is the only reason you might be a star is because you gave one oral on a balcony, Kevin Federline will not contribue anything worthwhile to the world of music. He will not be on live aid singing “We are the world 2009″ next to John Bon Jovi and the olsen twins. He will not say anything different than what you will find on a Yung Joc CD or the past ten years of Cash Money Records. The only thing that he can truthfully claim to have is sex with brittney spears. And these days I’m not that jealous anymore. Anyway, I spent way too much time on this than I should have. Yes, I am a petty, angry, little person and yes I am going to go eat my chicken sandwich now.

I watched the video on that teen show. I knew he couldn’t sing, assumed he couldn’t rap, but thought as a dancer he would at least be able to move. A bit. No chance. Jeez what a hopeless bunch of crap he was. Most of the time I was looking away in embarrassment. K-Fed should stick to being a rat faced house husband and baby father. ‘Bout all he is good for? Shame on you RS for giving time to this no-hoper.

k-fed’s dead sexy

Who the fuck cares about Mr. and Mrs. Federline. Anything involving either one of these filthy excuses for humans should be thrown away!!!

This album has grammy writtne all over it.

(It doesn’t do the hyper-virile, two-kids man justice.)

Aren’t there four or five Feder-spawns? Jesus, thats a scary thought…

The perfect album title/cover: Man Up, by Kevin Federline, with a picture of him explaining his recently bounced child-support cheque to burly employees of a collection agency.

it’s funny how easily the media will sway people’s opinions. i don’t know the first thing about kevin federline as a person, but entertainment tonight love to joke about him. ha ha, kevin federline, he sure is a loser!

K-Fed is the creative equivalent of the Exxon Valdez: drunkenly steered into shallow waters, run aground, spilling toxins for which society and the environment pay the price, but which we shall cotninue to make jokes about long after. However, there is hope. Since it appears the only fire he’ll be playing with is in that glass, at least after he takes a swig and burns his tongue off there will be an end to his smooth flow.

yo when i was like 14 years old, i wanted to be a rap star, too— so i made a lil shitty ass album in a week or two then printed out a cover that depicted all my boyish fantasies made real through photoshop.

I see that at age 35 or something, Kevin Federline has done the exact same thing.

Glad to see him carrying the torch.

He is the new Vainilla Ice 2.0!!!

Stupid white trash without talent.

cheack out the pink Album
K-fed is the next Bill Clinton.

k-fed next to britiney with a bunch of money in the background and they should change the title to I aint sayin I’m a gold digger

K-Fed: The Nightfly

K-Fed…what a douchebag! I hope Brit’s banging her “manny” while that deadbeat dad prances around on stages in clubs pretending to be all hard and shiznit. Just go away, man, go away…

…Does anyone know where this “K-Fed” character even came from? Did he grow up across the street from Britney, or something?

Why is he allowed to rap? What goddamn label would sign him, and then not sign Third Eye Blind?

Sucks

what a loser

This jerk off just proves what many people have been saying for the past 20 years….rapping requires no talent whatsoever.

Cool album art.

I can’t wait for this to drop!

Hopefully KFED represents better than eminem.

k-fed’s hottttttttt

It’s too easy to make fun of this guy. If you were really funny you’d be making Springsteen, Beck, and Neil Young jokes.

HI whatzzup,
dont play around with my Man K-fed,
he rockkks, i think he’s a great rapper, most think hes wack, Fuck Them,
but i think he had more succes if he were black,;)
dont yall think??
ur song Lose Control definetly rockss
Xxx Big Fan, Ruth

The east L.A. font is because he’s a gangsta, duh.
Just kidding, he probably thinks it makes him look talented. At least a talent other than having unprotected sex and producing babies with different women/girls.

Ok, he has 4 kids. His balls smell like old lint and elephant dung

Wait, this guy isn’t a recurring SNL character? He’s a real person? Shit. Humanity is doomed.

So he’s Mr. Spears. He’s displayed no musical talent whatsoever. So therefore, why the hell should anyone care?

Rap is going the way of disco, new wave and hair metal if people with no talent like k-fed are getting record deals. The rap industry should be ashamed.

i got a good idea 4 an album cover. pour a bucket of dog piss over his head and then take a snapshot as he screams bloody murder. if it dont sell any units, at least itll sell laughs on madtv or snl! oh yeah, and change the title to “bathin in urinals volume 1″ because thats basically what this album is. and dont forget to use “dog shit” as a font. i think anybody who would buy this needs to be go back to special ed and stay there.

kfed is a gold digging loser who is only famous ’cause he’s the one who does Britney

well actually maybe we should actually listen to the african booty scratchers cd…maybe it will actually not suck ass…haha just playin it sux ass and we all kno it k-fed is a fezy….K-FEZY!!!!

K-fed insults our intelligence. He thinks that just because he has Britney’s money to blow that we will accept him as a legitimate rap artist. Wrong. His album sucks. The only reason he has these opportunities is because he tricked Britney into marrying him. Not only is he a horrible rapper, he’s completely arrogant – and delusional. He seems to think he made the money. Doesn’t he understand he is MOOCHING the money??????

Just cuz he’s a gold digger dont be HATAZ I live in NYC and heard tha bootleg and saw him on Dave Letterman….He actually was good. So give tha guy a chance even though u wish u were him….don’t hate

first of all rap is trash. Always talking about gangs, drivebys. and Gang bangs. They talk about Violence and treat women like shit. However, They make good beats and the instrumental are good. Kevin Federline will always suck and his musical talent is probably like his dancing. It is back-up at best. Atleast he didnt try to kill rock.

When are black people going to stop fronting. BWAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

He is a winner because he got a superstar for a wife and he will be very rich when he gets Britney’s money.

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Eminem is gonna talk about this guy on his new album I bet. He’ll be mentioned in a song called Fake-Ass Bitches, along with Vanilla Ice and Cannibus. Eminem is goin to rip this guy apart, especially since he fucked Britney, Just by looking at the cover you can tell this little bitch aint’ hard. He grew up in the suburbs, and he actually danced with fucking Justin Timeberlake and Michael Jackson early in is career, and these are all people Em likes to bash. Now Eminem knows about all the hard shit that happens in life, and he can relate to rap since he didn’t just come out of the blue and automatically think he’s gangster and all.