Yes, it’s true: Ashlee Simpson will in fact step into the role of Roxie Heart for the London production of the musical “Chicago.” And on a not altogether off-topic note, is anyone else troubled by Simpson’s Bodysnatchers-ish plastic surgery transformation? Did Ms. Simpson learn nothing from Jennifer Gray’s career-killing nose-job? Yeah, she looks hot and all, but isn’t it better to be hook-nosed and recognizable than just another bland, pretty face with big boobs? Without that signature bump, she ain’t nuthin’ but a poor man’s Jessica.
Ashlee Simpson Heads for Stage, Music World Sighs in Relief
9/14/06, 5:19 pm EST
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John | 9/14/2006, 5:27 pm EST
Uhm, if memory serves me correctly couldn’t Roxy actually sing? When will our culture stop serving this latest crop of teenage no-talents?
Andy | 9/14/2006, 5:27 pm EST
That’s Ashlee Simpson? I thought it was Brittney Murphy…
She DOES look hotter, but that doesn’t mean she has talent now. You can’t polish a turd…
Jess | 9/14/2006, 6:33 pm EST
This is an insult to anyone who’s ever appeared in any production of Chicago! Ashlee isn’t talented enough to play Roxie Heart in a high school production, much less a serious one!
I swear, she must be the biggest waste of space ever.
Tom | 9/14/2006, 9:49 pm EST
who cares about talent with looks like this now. That nose could’ve opened a can
pink | 9/15/2006, 2:19 am EST
L.O.V.E.
pk | 9/15/2006, 11:46 am EST
Bitch
Lucretia | 9/15/2006, 12:33 pm EST
She isn’t even recognizable anymore as Ashlee Simpson! She needs to stop because she now just looks like everyone else from Hollywood.
Atleast I won’t have to hear her music anymore on the radio…
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