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Clay Aiken: Representing Intellectually Challenged Americans Everywhere

9/7/06, 2:29 pm EST

Clay Aiken

Clay Aiken has a new gig: Advisor to President Bush for the intellectually challenged. The President apparently wants to appoint Aiken to a committee whose job it is to keep the president up to date on the issues and special challenges facing people with intellectual disabilities. Apparently Bush feels his own experience living with this condition is inadequate, and he needs help from that dude who almost won American Idol.


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Lobsters | 9/7/2006, 3:23 pm EST

Maybe the President will appoint Elizabeth Goodman as his advisor for the comedically challenged. Oh, I get it – You think Bush is stupid. Ha ha ha. We’ve NEVER heard a bit like that one before! Did you stand in front of the mirror, read it out loud, and then make cutesy little facial expressions like Tina Fey does after her consciousness raising punchlines?

Mark | 9/7/2006, 3:45 pm EST

Insulting that idiot Bush will never get old. You go Liz.

Evan | 9/7/2006, 3:47 pm EST

The Bubel Aiken Foundation has given away thousands of dollars in grants to help individuals with disabilities, has received a multimillion dollar grant to develop curriculum to foster inclusion in our nation’s schools, plus Aiken has a degree in Special Education and he’s a Unicef Ambassador for Education. He’s also worked to raise funds for Katrina, spoke for Ronald McDonald charities, headed the School in a Box program in our schools.

He’s done quite a bit more than just be a reality show also-ran or YMCA counselor. The dude is majorly qualified for this appointment.

sabrina | 9/7/2006, 6:11 pm EST

are you fucking kidding me?!

sam | 9/7/2006, 7:37 pm EST

He he, Bubel. Is “Bubel” intellectually challenged as well?

tess | 9/8/2006, 7:29 pm EST

New Yorks own Grey Skies Fallen releases new song”The Visonary” on myspace.Grey Skies Fallen also appears in Oct.issue of Metal Maniac magazine.

Big Johnson | 9/9/2006, 12:16 am EST

That’s the first real intelligent story I’ve read from Elizabeth Goodman. I guess I had her all wrong. At least she knows how to speak properly, unlike Georgie Boy. George Dunce For Governor of Texas. Idiots put him in office more times than he can count to. At least true Americans din’t put him in the whitehouse. His legacy will be he’s the only man ever to NOT GET ELECTED TWICE and still be sitting and pretending to be president. I’d be embarrassed if I were him. I don’t know how he can stand it. President TWICE and not elected. Common dope. The powers that be put him in the whitehouse and it wasn’t the voters. George Bush Is A Dork.

Bill | 9/12/2006, 12:50 pm EST

New Yorks own Grey Skies Fallen releases new song”The Visonary” on myspace.Grey Skies Fallen also appears in Oct.issue of Metal Maniac magazine.

Chloe | 9/16/2006, 10:36 pm EST

I was Glad to see someone as bright and talented as Clay Aiken have been appointed to help this president.
Instead of churning out cd’s over the last year, he has been using his fame to help families and children in Africa. He also was on the front lines after the Tsunami.
He was written up with Bono, Angelina Jolie, George Clooney about Celebrities that go above and beyond to help humanity.

Dr. Paul Harrison | 1/22/2007, 9:41 am EST

This kid is as queer as a three dollar bill.

Nancy Walker | 1/15/2008, 11:27 am EST

Clay Aiken has two things going for him: A good voice and an awareness of the disabled. He puts his money where his mouth is. I admire him for his charitable work. Now, if only he would record original music that will speak from the depths of his true talent, that would be wonderful.

Lena | 3/30/2008, 1:48 am EST

Clay may or maynot be gay.If so ,why does it matter.It doesn’t change the fact that he can sing, and he want to help out on the committee.I truly think he is not gay.Just maybe he is to bizzy with work.

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