In our resolute effort to bring you up-to-the-minute news on everyone’s favorite devil-lock-sporting punk icon, we stumbled upon this tidbit: Some brilliant persons have decided to create limited-edition action figures depicting His Delicious Devilishness, Glenn Danzig, at various seminal stages in his career. For the low, low price of $75 each, you too can own one of the “Three Faces of Danzig” dolls. Let’s have a look at the press release, shall we? “Three fully-articulated figures make up the collection that highlight different eras of Glenn Danzig’s career! Oh yes. ‘Misfits-version’ Danzig, which wears his classic skull-and-crossbones black T-shirt from the Misfits’ Walk Among Us album cover; ‘Samhain-version’ Danzig, covered in dripping blood ala the Initium LP cover, and ‘Danzig-version’ Danzig, which is shirtless and comes complete with the trademark Danzig belt buckle and upside-down-cross medallion necklace as on the Lucifuge album.” We couldn’t make this stuff up if we tried, folks. The dolls are available for your purchasing pleasure at such high-end retailers as Hot Topic and Spencer Gifts. Aren’t you glad someone took the guess-work out of what to get us for Festivus?