We’re all a-twitter in anticipation of tonight’s VMA show, which is being broadcast LIVE at 8 PM EST from Radio City Music Hall. But because you are way too busy and important to be glued to your La-Z-boy watching Xtina shake her thang, we’ve decided to sacrifice our Thursday evening by giving you our very own play-by-play, as witnessed by our very own Rob Sheffield, who will be watching from his very own La-Z-boy. So when you’re out on the town drinking your Zima, you can check Rock & Roll Daily on your Sidekick and know exactly what’s going on. It’s cool, you can thank us later.