So in about 35 seconds we have to split for the VMAs, which are, like, down the street from our office. Very convenient. Anyway. As a appetizer to the multiple hours of scripted pop-cultural humor on MTV, take a gander at the results for our Dark Side of the Moonman Awards poll. According to you guys, the White Stripes were robbed and David Hasslehoff came out ahead of Fergie as the star of this year’s worst video. Anyone have any Zima? We’re gonna need it.