How do you satisfy your need for bling when your mouth is already full of diamonds? If you’re New Orleans rapper Baby, you march straight to your dentist’s office and demand bigger fucking diamonds. The rapper recently had $500K worth of ice permanently implanted in his teeth in a procedure that took three days to complete — including one grueling ten-hour session. Before the surgery went down, Baby’s dentist had to make new molds of the rapper’s teeth (the original ones were lost during Hurricane Katrina), a process the rapper claims is even more painful than the implanting procedure itself. “It was worse than being shot,” he tells us. And he would know.

Just to make the process even more hard-core, Baby had his wisdom teeth pulled as part of the diamond-embedding procedure. Can you say Seriously Gangsta? The Birdman now has diamonds on every tooth, even the ones in the way back that are hard to brush! A special toothpaste is being created specifically for Baby, who at press time had been cleansing solely with (woefully insufficeint) Scope mouthwash. Like any sane person with pounds of diamonds in his teeth Baby is also planning to get his mouth insured for $750K. Meanwhile, he’s taking no chances with losing a chopper or two just so the Tooth Fairy can buy a freaking condo. “They ain’t fallin’ out,” he assures us.

[Daniel Kreps]