We always knew Puddle of Mudd was dangerous, but we figured it was just their sheer crappiness. Now it seems there is a more legit cause for concern. According to America’s Most Wanted, some dude has been preying on young women in southern Illinois by posing as Puddle guitarist Paul Phillips (at left), offering to sign their boobs, and attacking them when they (rightly) decline. We think he’d have had much better luck pretending to be Nuno Bettencourt.