How not to get ahead in finance: A seemingly sane Credit Suisse semiconductor analyst named Mike Masdea decided to borrow Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” to connect with his clients. Masdea recorded his own version of the track, “Lose Yourself: The Semi Analyst Remix” [from Dealbreaker via Gawker,] and sent it out via mass voicemail blast. The message: “you only get one shot do not miss your chance to buy.” This reminds us of our friend who was on the brink of getting offered a job until she sent over a basket of bagels with the note, “I Look Forward to Filling the Hole in Your Department.”