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List of the Day: Jock Rock Anthems

8/29/06, 4:51 pm EST

gary glitterAccording to Newsweek we will no longer be hearing Gary Glitter’s “Rock and Roll Part 2″ after touchdowns. The rocker was convicted of molesting underage girls in Vietnam, which is apparently frowned upon. Several teams are now actively searching for bravado-filled anthems that make you want to smack other dudes’ asses. The Denver Broncos apparently selected Big Bad Voodoo Daddy’s “Go Daddy-O,” while Kansas City Chiefs fans chose P.O.D.’s “Boom,” and the New England Patriots are asking fans to select a song from the following choices. Which track would you nominate? Any other ideas?

The 1812 – Overture
Ain’t Talkin’ Bout Love – Van Halen
Elevation – U2
Song 2 – Blur
Thunderstruck – AC/DC
Yeah – Usher

[thanks Stereogum]


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mr. roboto | 8/29/2006, 6:32 pm EST

I guess I’ll get things rolling:

Eye of the Tiger – Survivor

Dennis Powell | 8/29/2006, 6:47 pm EST

R.E.M. “Everybody Hurts”

cody | 8/29/2006, 6:57 pm EST

motley crue – kickstart my heart

Nate | 8/29/2006, 7:00 pm EST

I would say “Oh You Pretty Things” by David Bowie…lol

matix | 8/29/2006, 7:11 pm EST

Judas Priest “You’ve Got Another Thing Coming”

Zack Newman | 8/29/2006, 7:24 pm EST

either Blietzkreig Bop by the Ramones or
Everyone In This League Is A Steroid Using Wife Abusing Overpaid No-Necked Freak by all the players in the NFL.

Anonymous | 8/29/2006, 7:25 pm EST

AQUA “Barbie Girl

Anonymous | 8/29/2006, 7:26 pm EST

How about Rednex – Cotton Eye Joe

dwight schrute | 8/29/2006, 7:29 pm EST

I feel like a woman – the album version by Shania Twain

DT | 8/29/2006, 7:32 pm EST

Of the songs on the Patriots list, only Song 2 and Thunderstruck seem like good choices for Touchdown music. But since it is technically speaking American Football, why not something by an American band, especially for the Patriots. How about Angel of Death by Slayer, that riff and that scream would sound great in any stadium after youre favorite teams touchdown. Go Seahawks and lets get some decent refs in the next superbowl dammit

Cody Austin | 8/29/2006, 7:54 pm EST

“Dimension” by Wolfmother has an awsome opening riff,

Michael | 8/29/2006, 7:58 pm EST

ummm I don’t know Queen’s We Will Rock You and We Are the Champs I don’t know thought I just throw it out there, just an idea.

noah | 8/29/2006, 8:10 pm EST

back in black AC/DC…. and is it just me or is lizzie goodman kinda hot i saw her in those lalapalozza vidioes mabey its just cuz i like chicks who are into music i wonser if she likes to fart it is a fettish of mine

Anonymous | 8/29/2006, 8:15 pm EST

hells bells woud be a good one

dick | 8/29/2006, 8:27 pm EST

Rush – Tom Sawyer

vice` | 8/29/2006, 8:29 pm EST

final countdown.

Tokyo Matt | 8/29/2006, 8:33 pm EST

The suggestion for “Everybody Hurts” brought joy to my morning.

I like the idea of wildly inappropriate songs for touchdown celebrations. In that vein, I suggest “Me and A Gun” by Tori Amos

Seamus | 8/29/2006, 9:04 pm EST

queen-we will rock you
nin-head like a hole

doug | 8/29/2006, 9:08 pm EST

“Relax” by Frankie Goes to Hollywood

Handyman | 8/29/2006, 9:52 pm EST

Do You Really Want to Hurt Me – Boy George

Judas Constant | 8/29/2006, 10:14 pm EST

Cocksucker Blues – The Rolling Stones

D | 8/29/2006, 10:21 pm EST

it’s the final countdown

adam | 8/29/2006, 10:40 pm EST

all the young dudes by David bowie and noah dude that shit u said about elizabeth is fuckin nasty as hell u need help cuz dude shes not that hot

steve | 8/29/2006, 10:43 pm EST

maybe your so vain the fasterpussycat version

Mike | 8/29/2006, 10:50 pm EST

Welcome to the jungle – Gn’R

Afro Joe | 8/29/2006, 10:53 pm EST

One song that never gets played at sporting events, that should is “Gasoline Dreams”, by: Outkast. It’s pretty tight.

djmusicK | 8/29/2006, 10:57 pm EST

Jump by Van Halen would blast over the speakers at Wrigley Field as the Cubs would take the field. Nothing said baseball, the Cubs, Wrigley, summer, and Old Style like that song. Then again, the Cubs have been a complete joke since 1985 (heck, since 1908), so maybe Jump wasn’t so great for them, or perhaps the Cubs are the worse thing to happen to that song.

wherezthubeef?? | 8/29/2006, 11:42 pm EST

everybody wang chung tonight.

huh?…oh something NOT written by pedophiles….

noah | 8/30/2006, 12:00 am EST

i think shes hot thats just my opinion you dont have say that kind of shit damn adam get a life… o hey lizie u single?

andrew | 8/30/2006, 12:02 am EST

White Light/ White Heat

george | 8/30/2006, 12:07 am EST

i kinda think she is hot to damn man i would hit that any day but that thing about the farting man i aint down with that shit. i agree gasoline dreams is a good song for sports that never gets playes

Name | 8/30/2006, 12:09 am EST

Andrew W.K. – Party Hard

Goose | 8/30/2006, 12:32 am EST

Well, duh: Crescendolls by Daft Punk . . .

nick | 8/30/2006, 12:38 am EST

“we’re not gonna take it” twisted sister

jerzy | 8/30/2006, 12:39 am EST

Pavement – Cut Your Hair

Zarko | 8/30/2006, 1:05 am EST

Filter – “Hey Man Nice Shot”

why are people saying all these lame pop songs anyway, just so they can say, ‘hee hee i think aqua should be played at football’

JD | 8/30/2006, 1:14 am EST

How about “Hanging Tough” by the New Kids? It does have a great stadium sound. I can imagine the crowd going “Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa, Hanging Tough Hanging Tough!”

Or how about “Centerfold” by J. Geils, or “I Love Rock and Roll” by Joan Jett.

Oh and don’t forget Hammer Time with “You Can’t Touch This.”

Lawden | 8/30/2006, 1:23 am EST

Definately blur

panhandler lee | 8/30/2006, 1:31 am EST

how bout britney spears im not a girl yet not a women its intense and calm the perfect storm from a young spear’s she changed a generation also pussycat dolls bottons featuring snoop dogg great the video is good to i whacked off to it twice

hobo mike | 8/30/2006, 1:34 am EST

any thing from the gratefull dead im a 60’s child i’ll trade my first born for a hit or two of acid fuck every body who calls me a hobo so what if im homeless and using the public library internet access your all haters

leon higgins | 8/30/2006, 1:35 am EST

i am from china now i work at sobeys i love japanese techno music and porn from the internet i whacked it nightly what you going to do about it

JC | 8/30/2006, 1:51 am EST

Blow Job Betty By Too Short

Mr. Tim | 8/30/2006, 1:56 am EST

My Favorite Things
– Sound of Music Soundtrack

ryan | 8/30/2006, 2:28 am EST

Eh, I’d probably vote “Thunderstruck” although I’d rather hear “Another Brick in the Wall” after a New England t.d.

Go Packers!

PinkPick | 8/30/2006, 2:34 am EST

I forgot who sang that song that goes, “na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye!”

Brendan | 8/30/2006, 3:17 am EST

Wilco – “I Am Trying To Break Your Heart”

Jeff Tweedy doesn’t believe in touchdowns.

david darianto | 8/30/2006, 3:52 am EST

Blitzkrieg Bop – Ramones
PsYcho Therapy

david darianto | 8/30/2006, 3:55 am EST

blitzkrieg bop – The Ramones
Psycho Therapy – The Ramones
gimme gimme shock treatment- the ramones

Oskar | 8/30/2006, 4:11 am EST

How about:
“All Fired Up!” by Pat Benatar

Just a thought- cool guitar riff, great vocal….

Pete | 8/30/2006, 4:42 am EST

Definatly a Wolfmother track!! Id Go with Dimension! Or maybe The Who My Generation, Zeppelin Kasmir

D-train | 8/30/2006, 5:50 am EST

“Movement” by LCD Soundsystem. Perfect storming-onto-the-field music.

Rob Neumann in Hawaii | 8/30/2006, 6:01 am EST

“Automobile” by N.W.A. on United Way Fan appreciation night.

steven logan | 8/30/2006, 7:25 am EST

what about three doors down – kryptonite? we always used to play that song when we celibrated.

Alex | 8/30/2006, 7:32 am EST

Blur – Song 2

buck | 8/30/2006, 8:39 am EST

I’m going with The Who-Baba O’Reily (Teenage Waistland). After all, everyone in the stadium is waisted, so it would be fitting.

nick | 8/30/2006, 9:32 am EST

Back in the Saddle – Aerosmith

Sam | 8/30/2006, 9:41 am EST

E-Pro- Beck

Brett E B | 8/30/2006, 9:46 am EST

Too Drunk to Fuck

- Dead Kennedys

McGuire | 8/30/2006, 10:42 am EST

F@CK LIKE A BEAST – WASP…. does it get any better?

Jon | 8/30/2006, 11:28 am EST

A CCR tune would be cool…

Chris | 8/30/2006, 11:30 am EST

Definitely Jump by Van Halen.

How about Growing on Me by The Darkness?

Ben | 8/30/2006, 11:37 am EST

“Celebration” by the Kool & The Gang or “Celebration Day” by Zeppelin.

Anonymous | 8/30/2006, 11:46 am EST

How ’bout Start Me Up – Rolling Stones

ninja cook | 8/30/2006, 11:48 am EST

i’d say we r the champions by QUEEN

dj_bobbybadboy | 8/30/2006, 12:13 pm EST

Touchdown King – Meat Puppets, MONSTERS

J-Roo | 8/30/2006, 12:14 pm EST

How about something different like Todd Rundgren’s “Bang the Drum All Day”.

banksy | 8/30/2006, 12:15 pm EST

all fired up — van halen
overkill – motorhead
fuel – metallica

Jon Jon tha Leprachaun | 8/30/2006, 12:32 pm EST

Kickstart My Heart- Motley Crue

Woman- Wolfmother

I want Action Tonite- Poison!!

Anonymous | 8/30/2006, 12:56 pm EST

YMCA, Village People

Tujague | 8/30/2006, 1:00 pm EST

“Big Bottoms” by Spinal Tap

thomfoolery | 8/30/2006, 1:23 pm EST

“Bicycle” by Queen

thomfoolery | 8/30/2006, 1:23 pm EST

Oh, I also forgot “Big Balls” by ACDC

Dhuge | 8/30/2006, 2:13 pm EST

Evenflow – Pearl Jam

The Dude | 8/30/2006, 3:39 pm EST

Party Hard – Andrew WK

Lobsters | 8/30/2006, 4:55 pm EST

“Catch The Ball And Make A Touchdown” by The Nine Numbskulls

kevin | 8/30/2006, 7:51 pm EST

I second “Big Bottom”

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