For the love of God, someone throw up a so the whole page isn’t boldfaced.

I put an html code, so it didn’t show up. Just de-bold the damn thing.

Moment least likely to induce nausea: There won’t be any.

Maybe someone has already commented on this: why should we give a fuck about the VMA’s? They’re next in line behind the Grammy’s for irrelevant music awards show. Yet I keep visiting RollingStone.com and still see this shit. MTV is irrelevant! Fah-get abawt it!

Shakira’s BELLYBUTTON??? C’Mon, that’s not what we were all looking at. It’s HIPS don’t lie for a reason buckos.

As far as least vomit-laden moment, how about the credits?

9. Beyonce’s butt

Hey Rolling Stone, how’s the view from Jack White’s colon?

Name a band that’s come out in the last 10 years that respects and pays homage to its elders and still sounds ridiculously cool.

The White Stripes are pretty much the only answer. To say that I’m eagerly awaiting their next CD is an understatement.

Jack White deserves every word of respect he gets.

Jack White’s a pretentious ass who’s made a career riping off artists like Led Zeppilin. Rolling Stone and apperantly the last two people cream themselves whenever Zep’s mentioned so give him all your awards. The White Stripes suck. The Racontours suck just a bit less.

9.SHAKIRA SHAKIRA

best featured body part: I agree.. belly buttons and hips. SHAKIRA!!!

moment without nausea:
the “reunited” Smashing pumpkins have been hitting the studios lately… to see them end the VMAs would give us some needed chills…

9:AK’s smoking hot bod on “Dani California” holy shit, that goth scene…sizzle.

10:least nauseating, gotta be RHCP copping video of the year. (it’s well deserved)

Moment least likely to induce nausea…

I’ve heard a rumor that Axl Rose is going to announce the date for Chinese Democracy on the VMA’s…if that’s true, that will be pretty monumental.

Let’s be honest… the ONLY moment not likely to induce nausea is the Raconteurs. And for those of you so clearly angry (why so angry?) with Jack White, making the Zeppelin reference is not only pretty trivial, but also pretty inaccurate. If you’re gonna diregard any rock & roll band after Zeppelin that bases themselves heavily in the blues, you’re going to have some pretty slim pickings left. Dick.

PAvement ROOLZ!!!!!

10. Madonna breaking something, like her neck, so she has to retire permanently.

Axl Rose being in the show is about the only reason to watch. CHINESE DEMOCRACY STARTS NOW? That and to see if Lindsay Lohan and Axl are an item.

9. Shikira’s hips are mesmerizing. I saw “Hips Don’t Lies” about 20 times before I realized that there was a half-decent song playing in the background.

10. I’ll be honest. I have no clue who is going to perform at the VMA. Honestly, I don’t care. I don’t think I have outgrown MTV. It’s just that MTV (when they play music videos) just features really safe, mainstream music vidoes. They used to be cutting edge. I don’t think artists like The Eurythmics have a chance to break through on the channel anymore.

9. Best Featured Body Part: Beyonce’s ass

10. Moment Least Likely to Induce Nausea at the VMA Ceremony: I agree, the Raconteurs performance will be the only reason I don’t change the channel

well, if prince were going, it would be his rad mustache.

but i guess ive been relegated to drooling over fergie. in a completely heterosexual way.

Axl was the only reason why I watched the VMA .
from year to year VMA became more horible !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do something with this more normal rock n roll bands !!!!!!!!!

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