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Rolling Stone’s Dark Side of the Moonman Awards, Part 3 of 5

8/21/06, 8:55 am EST

It’s Monday! And that means it’s time for us to announce two more categories in our first annual “Dark Side of the Moonman Awards.” As you know, we’ve been announcing two categories a day for the last five (work) days, and we’ve been collecting your nominations. We plan to hold a big vote starting at the end of this week. (Thursday and Friday we announced our first four categories. Lot’s of good suggestions there, keep posting them!) Today we introduce two new categories.

5. Least Sexy “Sexy” Video
(Staff suggestion: Fergie “London Bridge (Oh Shit!)”)

6. Least Subtle Use of Metaphor
(Staff suggestion: Everclear, “Hater”)

A reminder: Nominations must have been released after August 1, 2005, but need not be “official” videos – stuff that never got released but can be found on YouTube, or something that only appears on the band’s site is all fair game. Do It!


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Craig L. | 8/21/2006, 11:00 am EST

5. I Guess Ain’t No Other Man. She Tries To Sexy Dance But It Just Doesn’t Work
6.Miss Murder

jeff | 8/21/2006, 11:59 am EST

what?

jeff | 8/21/2006, 12:00 pm EST

Fergie shakes it well!

Mark Christopher Miotto | 8/21/2006, 12:06 pm EST

Fergie’s hot and the hook is pretty catchy

cari loves coldplay | 8/21/2006, 12:31 pm EST

new Jessica Simpson video…there is nothing sexy about it…its awful

lori | 8/21/2006, 12:56 pm EST

ashlee simpson’s video L.O.V.E or her sister’s new one

Whateva | 8/21/2006, 1:02 pm EST

Christina “Ain’t No Other Man”
Fergie “London Bridge”
Beyonce “Deja Vu”
Pussycat Dolls “Ah hell just pick any video by them”-slutty does not equal sexy.
Cassie “Me & U”-horrible song, voice, and choregoraphy

Tiago Moura | 8/21/2006, 1:12 pm EST

5. Justin Timberlake «SexyBack»

6. Lindsay Lohan «Confessions of a broken heart»

PinkPick | 8/21/2006, 1:18 pm EST

5. Beyonce looks pretty unsexy in Deja Vu… She’s already pretty I don’t get why it looks like she’s trying so hard; which comes across as unsexy to me because the video is an awkward attempt at being too sexy.

6. Any Panic! at the Disco music video will do for bad use of metaphors which might result in the fact they have sentences for song names.

Anonymous | 8/21/2006, 1:42 pm EST

Christina Aguilera, aínt no other man, she´s sexy just not in this video…CHRISTINA stick to RS covers only….lol

Love4Flea | 8/21/2006, 2:17 pm EST

Who the hell is everclear???

Love cup | 8/21/2006, 2:34 pm EST

Everclear is a rock group my little hip-hop princess(Love4Flea). come on Big brother.

Cartman | 8/21/2006, 3:40 pm EST

AFI’s Miss Murder. Not because it’s subtle use of metaphor, but BAD use of metaphor. The video makes no sense, is completely stupid, and has Hitler imagery that Davey Havok was clueless of in a Muchmusic interview. AFI used to at least be hardcore even though their lyrics were (and still are) pointeless emo depressed music of how cruel life is. Now they sound like depeche mode meets duran duran with punk guitar. And their videos are just as shitty.

Betta Recognize.... | 8/21/2006, 4:07 pm EST

Like Black Thought says, “it’s all about the Pussy Galore”, and I can’t help but say I am burning out and fading away from this joke of a hip hop/pop nation. Fergie, Beyonce, and the rest of the high society ladies should save exploiting themselves for the dance pole and leave music’s good name out of it.

Fried Mushrooms | 8/21/2006, 4:11 pm EST

5. Madonna=Not Sexy At All

6. Avenged Sevenfold – The one where people turn black. I may have thought of this one because I really don’t like the song at all.

Defender | 8/21/2006, 5:18 pm EST

5. Cassie – Me & U (just a horribly boring vid)
6. Miss Murder (bleh)

Chris | 8/21/2006, 6:32 pm EST

Jessica Simpson’s “A Public Affair”

This is the worst attempt at sexiness ever. I mean, it’s pretty awful

Abi | 8/21/2006, 6:39 pm EST

Fergie is trying to hard,she thinks that shaking her arse in front of the camera is sexy…..well I guess anything to distract us from her face. And being English and living in England all my life I can honestly say I have never heard anyone use London bridge or any other English landmark as a sexual connatation. p.s. Fergie you may want to study your London landmarks as you use Tower bridge not London bridge in your video you would of thought that one of the crew may of noticed. twats

Tauwan | 8/21/2006, 6:46 pm EST

I agree with the Justin Timberlake “sexyback.” It’s sleek and sexy, but not in the way that gets members standing at attention and chills being sent down one’s spine.

andrei | 8/21/2006, 8:30 pm EST

Everclear and metaphors.. a bad mix. How come these guys don’t just blurt it all out, just like they did in “wonderful”.. man that song rocks!!!

Scream | 8/21/2006, 9:43 pm EST

London Bridge was meant to be sexy? Really? I thought they were trying to make me vomit. Public Affair was pretty nasty too…Not even slutty nasty…just sad attempt at being sexy….

JSuzart | 8/21/2006, 11:20 pm EST

5. Beyonce – Deja Vu: That’s not sexy, it’s like a mental disorder that makes you move like a stupid monkey

Justin Timberlake – Sexyback: The New Sir Mix a Lot. sex in a bathroom,that’s new…right?

Pussycat dolls – Buttons: dance like a whore is not sexy when you are…a hooker. In a country where the pussycat dolls can be considered artists, the president must be George Bush. You deserve it

6. AFI – Miss Murder: And this video is nominated for VMA’s!!!! It’s just silly and everything is wrong. What were they thinking? we are evolving, this is political. Eat crap

leslie s. | 8/21/2006, 11:51 pm EST

woah that shakira video where she’s covered in metalic mud and jolting around like a robot that has a short circut… so unsexy

mike | 8/22/2006, 1:49 am EST

shakira sucks that video is a real piece of shi…..
now beyonce….jaja i like that line….”like stupid monkey” thats a good one

Ryan j. | 8/22/2006, 2:36 am EST

All you haters are hella harsh…if you dont like these artists then dont listen to them…and if you wanna do something about it then do it…

Dandman | 8/22/2006, 7:45 am EST

beyonce – deja vu: trying way too hard to be tina turner!!!!

Dizzle | 8/22/2006, 3:05 pm EST

Can Shakira really try to sell her hips a little more? I mean seriously…We get it…you can shake your hips. That was hot like 4 years ago. Now what? Pure rubbish.

kaitlyn | 8/22/2006, 7:50 pm EST

the guy next to the moon man is hot.

This Note's For You | 8/25/2006, 3:54 pm EST

5. Beep – Pussycat Dolls: Sexual ineudos interupted by annoying beeps is not sexy at all.

6. Beep – Pussycat Dolls: OK, I get it they are initmating something explict. But like the strippers they are, they are just teasing. Teasing so cheap it becomes meaningless.

i_want_to_believe | 9/9/2006, 9:19 am EST

Miss murder

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