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Kelly Clarkson Hearts Jack Daniels

8/17/06, 5:59 pm EST

Oh American Idol, will you ever again reach the peak you scaled when you crowned Ms. Kelly “Perma-Perky” Clarkson queen of the prom? Or was your augury just an aberration? At first we were ashamed to love her and her cheesily addictive hit “Since U Been Gone,” allowing ourselves to rock out to it only under cover of night. Then we realized we were not alone in our quiet adoration. Hell, Ted Leo covered that shit! So anyways, imagine how flippin’ stoked we were when we got wind that the Clarkinator showed up to L.A. karaoke party Metal Skool and got onstage to sing “Sweet Child O’ Mine” a couple days ago? Note the swigging of whiskey and the rubbing of nipples. Kel-kel, we’d totally rather party with you than Axl any day of the week.


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doug | 8/17/2006, 6:42 pm EST

love it!

Lee | 8/17/2006, 7:37 pm EST

GO KELLY!! Sweet Child of Mine with Kelly and Metal Skool was awesome!

Dan | 8/17/2006, 9:22 pm EST

Baba Booey

Perry | 8/17/2006, 9:41 pm EST

Man, that Yellowcard guy is such a tool. Hahahah!

John | 8/17/2006, 10:06 pm EST

It’s sad when a pop queen can sing Sweet Child O’ Mine better than a “rock” singer. I use the term rock loosely in this case.

Rich | 8/17/2006, 10:15 pm EST

Blah! What the hell was that?

v ross | 8/18/2006, 1:59 am EST

where did the guy from yellowcard even come from?

mr. roboto | 8/18/2006, 2:14 am EST

The next time I see Kelly Clarkson I’m going to ask her to marry me.

mike | 8/18/2006, 4:46 am EST

that’s crazy sh!t. kelly clarkson sings well when drunk. she should break out the jack at her concerts. that would be a riot. speaking of axl.

gn'r rule | 8/18/2006, 5:20 am EST

screw you all who hate axl rose your all jealouse pricks kelly clarkson is a whore

RockGod | 8/18/2006, 9:00 am EST

Long live Guns N Roses, Chinese Democracy 2006 YEH!!!!

cari loves coldplay | 8/18/2006, 12:41 pm EST

Kelly rocks

rockstar70 | 8/18/2006, 2:36 pm EST

Gn’R do rule it’s the solo axl I hate.

cjones | 8/18/2006, 3:16 pm EST

i’m just surprised people who love guns’n'roses know how to use the internet. are your computers up on some cement blocks in the yard?

MJM | 8/18/2006, 4:56 pm EST

No they’re sitting pretty in our houses thanks. Saying you hate GN’R is like saying you hate the Stones. Have a feild day making fun of Poison or whoever else, but I’d still rather listen to hair metal pomp than 99.9% of the throw away pop or drop d depressing rock on the radio. End Rant.

J-Roo | 8/18/2006, 5:41 pm EST

I give her credit – unlike most pop queens, she can actually belt.
Yellowcard boy needed to let go the mic.

JOHN | 8/18/2006, 7:17 pm EST

its ok cjones…I know Guns N’ Roses are probably a little too masculine for you…you are probably more comfortable with more sensitive artists like Coldplay or Nirvana…Another thing..GNR fans must know how to use computers…considering GNR sold out 4 nights at Hammerstein(16,000 tickts roughly) in like 15 seconds 3 months ago..most of those being sold on the internet…

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