The real feud is between Dave Mustaine and Lars Ulrich (not Dave vs James). Anyone that knows anything about the history of those two bands knows that Dave would murder Lars in an instant. Dave’s like an absurd level Black Belt in Karate. Lars is just a punk ass bitch. But Lars would have to start it so that Dave could woop that ass in self defense, cuz that’s the way Dave rolls these days.

Randy Blythe vs anyone

Danzig always wins

John Joseph Vs. harley flanagan

I can’t call this one.

i have a good one. DIMEBAG V.S. ZAKK WYLDE

Rollins v. Danzig –> Gotta go with Rollins on this one, but only because I’m not playing favorites.

Additional:
Dio v. Lemmy –> The eternal battle between god and satan will never truly be finished.

Johnny Thunders v. Sid Vicious –> I have no clue who would take this one. Sid?

Rap v. Motown –> Motown would would beat the originality back into rap.

Generation X v. Billy Idol –> Is there really a difference?

Misfits v. The Misfits –> Misfits. Skull face paint does not make it the same band.

White Zombie v. PM5K –> Big Brother will wipe the floor with little brother.

Gene Simmons v. Donald Trump –> Donald pays Gene to take a dive. Gene takes the money, and then beats Donald anyway. Should have had him sign a contract.

hetfield v.s mustaine….

even better:

hetfield v.s fergie…

THINK ABOUT IT

AFY v.s. MCR, hahaha, they would both cry, and curl up in a ball and wait for the other one to leave….or have a slap fight, then cry because the other is hitting too hard…muahahaha!

Mustaine would beat hetfield’s ass

Dave’s a BIG guy, he’s like 6 foot

I wanna see
GWAR vs Any other band

Billy Corgan vs. Jon Bon Jovi. Billy would scream at Jon. That would make Jon cry. Then Slayer would come and set them both on fire.

Danzig aint as tough as he looks… we’ve all seen him decked by that overweight singer from his opening act, no? But Rollins wouldn’t wanna fight him, he’s a big fan, has a couple of Misfits tattoos. Danzig vs. Jerry Only with Doyle as the referee, is the fight. I dunno who’d win. It’d be cool.

Ville valo and garard way…..no contest Way is a emo hobbit villes a man Ville wins.

Sammy hagar vs david lee roth
Brandon Flowers would rule pete wentz

AXL is not a bitch it wouldnt make him one either !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AXL is not a bitch it wouldnt make him one either !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trent Reznor Vs. Jared Leto Vs. Davey Havok. Triple threat match for king of the scream…Reznor would turn ‘em deaf with his various assortments of voice distorting equipment.

eh, i was thinking NIN vs limp bizkit. i think anyone reading this can guess who will win. (fred durst cant fight anyway)

Guns’N'Roses vs Nirvana…
Guns would kick their butts…

Yngwie Malmsteen in the red corner vs Steve Vai in the blue corner and a classical masterpiece in the middle waiting to be stolen

I wouldn’t be suprised either that at least one of these matchups gets turned into an episode of Celebrity Deathmatch. But the Noel Gallagher vs. Liam Gallagher Celebrity DeathMatch has been done. However, I’d like to see Carl Barat vs. Pete Doherty in a match called: “Time for Heros or Zeros”. Yet, I see many people scratching their heads, “Who?” regarding the latter match.

Update:

Boy George and George Michael have made up.

does anyone besides jay have a brain??? Danzig is a not only a bad ass bowed up ball of fire he is also a martial arts master. rollins and danzig are friends so it wouldnt happen. but if it did it would be one helluva fight…..also ted nugent would kick any ass out there so stfu and if u dont believe it…try em

“thelibertine” vs anyone with a brain or a clue.

A longshot: Pete Townshend vs. Billie Joe Armstrong.

It would start with one of them commenting “My rock opera can beat up your rock opera” . . .

Billie Joe’s got the “age advantage,” I guess, but Pete could probably deck Billie Joe like Daltrey decked Pete in ‘73. Seriously.

if brandon flowers and pete wentz fought, I think pete would win. Have you seen a little less 16 candles. DANG!! of cours brandon could always make pete go deaf by playing the killer’s!!!

Pete Murphy or Pete Steele vs Pete Wentz. Goth vs Emo the final showdown

Um, the Danzig vs. Rollins thing has been posted for years. The losers who long for such a feud probably don’t realize that Henry and Glenn are friends.

Your chin vs. my balls

The Eddie Vedder and Scott Stapp one is frickin hilarious, but I’d like to see Eddie and Stephen jenkins from that old crappy band third eye blind, they were in some kind of feud way back in the 90’s, anyways Eddie would take it because have you seen those guns! he could bench press 1 million surfboards combined, and Stephen Jenkins is such a jerkface that Eddie would just lose it and just deck him out like that!

brandon flowers would beat the fall out boy guy because Brandon knows gay magic

Joe Lieberman vs Marylin Manson.Joe Lieberman hates Marylin Mansons songs,plus Joe is out of job anyway.Marylin Manson could give Joe Lieberman the(ASS KICKING OF HIS WORTHLESS LIFE).

yes, Rollins would beat the shit out of Danzig…but then he’d have to face the wrath of of Johnny Cash…and Rollins would be vaporized..end of story.

Michael Stipe vs Denis Leary…Leary in preperation will listen to “Shiny Happy People” and it would remind him how much it pissed him off. He would then punch Michael in the face, take the leg of a live cow and shove it down his throat…then beat the hell out of the rest of REM in a classic drunken Irish rage.

Johnny Cash vs Satan…not even the Prince of Darkness could take on Johnny Cash he’s to bad ass!

Ozzy vs Tommy Iommi…As much as Tommy rocks, Ozzy would bite his friggin head off

Ozzy vs Dio…draw they’re both friggin crazy

Axl Rose vs. Slash - Axl wins on shear insanity
Rollins vs. Danzig - I have to agree with everyone else and say Henry
Courntey Love vs. Ani Difranco - a friend mentioned this on and I was curious…it would be a good match, but I’d go with Ani just because Courntey may be too wasted to fight
Trent Reznor vs. Marylin Manson - Trent all the way…

Rancid vs. Fall out Boy
Real Punk vs. crap “punk”.
Even out numbered, Rancid would kich ass, Matt Freeman alone could destroy every band from this year’s warped tour.
And Danzig isn’t a poser, but Hank would still kick his ass in a good fight.

Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons vs The Backstreet Boys.

911 vs 311.

G.W.Bush vs Rick James.Whoever snorts the most cocaine,wins.

Fred Durst vs Ted Nugent,Fred Durst would go up side Uncle Teds head with a baseball bat, and split his skull open.Then Fred bust a song,(Nookie)i did this all for the nookie,and you can take this cookie, Ted and stick it up your (ASS).

Daria vs South Park,Daria would win hands down.Daria was the better show,when it was on the air.I think Daria brought more to the table than fart jokes,and swear words.

Christina Aguilera vs Led Zeppelin.

$10 says at least one of these matchups gets turned into an episode of Celebrity Deathmatch.

Chris Robinson vs. Billy Corgan

Winner: Chris Robinson. With Kate Hudson leaving, he’s got to be especially cranky. Besides, Corgan has always been a cry-baby.

Rollins would destroy Danzig.

Van Morrison Vs. Fred Durst. Van throws a Guinness in his face, crushes him with his discography and then beats him over the head with Bono, who he is swinging by the leg.

Jose Feliciano vs. Stevie Wonder

Rivers Cuomo vs. Ricky Martin.

I have no idea why this matchup would work, but I think it would be funny. Cuomo will dominate despite being much smaller.

This is absolutely retarded
The people at RS need to get themselves some hobbies

Lemmy v. Ozzy

Lemmy wins because Lemmy is God!

Gene Simmons in one corner, Lars Ulrich in the other corner and the box office receipts in the middle.

Zakk Wylde in one corner, Phil Anselmo in the other corner and a case of Budweiser in the middle.

Vince Neil in one corner, Chino Moreno in the other corner and a bucket of KFC in the middle.

(as far as Vince Neil vs Axl Rose, well Axl has to show up so Vince can sucker punch him)

boy george v. george michael

Bob Dylan vs Donovan

thou this should be going to Rock..I would like to see the “Budweiser Babes” at it….why not, we all could use an intermission between all the other fights..right?

Gerardo vs. Snow - Rico Suave was pretty buff, but Snow was an informer. I’m sure by now they both have nothing to lose.

Someone mentioned Anselmo duking it out with anyone. ALthough he may be intimidating, he would have to pull his head out of his ass long enough to realize he was in a fight…

As far as Danzig vs. Rollins - shee-hiit y’all! Rollins would crush that punk posuer Danzig.

Silly as the question may be - I had to chime in…

Yes indeed, this question is something a third grader would think up. C’mon guys, grow up!

David Bowie vs Elton John

Who doesn’t think Ziggy Stardust would whoop ass?

Remember when Jack White decked Lil Buddy from the Von Bondies?

Robert Pollard vs. Anybody from Any Band Ever.

“If you are at a record store and the guy in front of you buys a Counting Crows record…punch that man in the face!” -Robert Pollard

Ace Frehley vs. Tommy Thayer.

Ace wins.

Dear Tony: Chris Cornell could recreate his scream from “Cochise” and Zach would be blown away. If for no other reason than Zach’s been locked in his own basement for years, refusing to come out.

We Are Scientists vs. We Are Wolves: While We Are Wolves would definitely put up a valiant effort, We Are Scientists probably learned to box in that video they did…the one where they were boxing…

Red Hot Chili Peppers vs. Jane’s Addiction: Dave Navarro attempts to be a peacemaker…until John Frusciante takes him out with his axe. Then it’s a full-on RHCP bumrush.

Chris Cornell vs Zach de La Rocha
Zach would definately kick Cronell’s ass.

311 vs Scott Stapp
This already happened and Scott got his ass beat

snoop dogg vs peter tosh… who can smoke the most without going to sleep

Brads from Long Beach
Bob from Trenchtown
12 rounds: no winner
they end up chiefin and jammin in da end
to hard to try an uppercut and roll a jernt

Iggy Pop Vs. Perry Farrell

Skinniest/worst looking fight ever.

Iggy wins, he has a harder image to uphold.

Dave Mustaine Vs. Metallica…. Mustaine already won back in 91 when Metallica sold out!

Bradley Nowell vs. Bob Marley
Now that’s a toughie, huh?

I saw Danzig in 1991 or 1992 in milwaukee. There was a heckler that tossed something at Glenn which led to Glenn jumping off the stage and hitting the guy in the face. However, I read one of Henry’s books where he talked about getting into trouble in Germany for clobbering a heckler. Bottom line, I think the fight would go 12 rounds, ending in a draw. Unless Danzig can use his black magic to give him an edge…

David Gilmour vs. Roger Waters…
get everything out in the open and then done with……

RuPaul vs. Boy George

George Micheal (guest referree)

12 Round Pillow Fight..

(gross)

Geddy Lee vs. Gordon Lightfoot

12 Round, DRAW

McDonalds Vs K.F.C

Whoever makes more people fat wins!

ooooo yeah i like clapton vs hendrix
i rekon clapton would win

Stephan Jenkins vs. Rob Thomas

WINNER: SJ

simon and garfunkell vs hall and oates.word to your mother!

john lennon vs mick jagger
john wins, beatles are better than the stones. I dont care if he’s dead.

eric clapton vs. jimi hendrix.
polished vs wild…i think hendrix would win, but its probably a matter of preference…
and deciding who’s better is an impossible task.

If push had come to shove, Axl would have started going off his rocker until Kurt hit him in the head with his guitar.

Winner: Kurt via KO in the 2nd

The war of the gods!

Ted Nugent vs Chuck Norris

whoever wins we lose

R&R Fights

The Bookmaker:

Rollins vs. Danzig– 3:1, Rollins. “Muscleman” Danzig ate linoleum after a single wobbly thrust by a puffy (albeit huge) opening act-man. Rollins, despite silvering hair, still looks like he eats lots of steak. And, obviously, he lifts weights more often than a guitar.

Vince Neil vs. Axel Rose– 5:1, Neil, Technical Victory. Neil may outweigh “The Blond Cornholio” Rose, but, with Neil it always looked like the groupies did most of the work, so common sense gives Rose the advantage. But, if common sense knows shit, it knows Rose is too busy working (drinking) on Chinese Democracy (the ten disc sequel to Use Your Illusion II) to fight.

Yoko vs. Paul– 1:1, Love. They both broke up the Beatles. They both lost spouses. They’re both ripe candidates for a late-life love story. “He’s conservative. She’s liberal… Starring Michael Caine and that one chick from that Crouching Dragon movie. With Ringo Starr as himself.”

Gene Simmons vs. Gene Simmons– 1:1, Unemployed People, Night Court Viewers. FOX’S “World Most Amazingly Trashiest TV” presents : The WORLD’S LONGEST HOMOSEXUAL TONGUE KISS.

The Red Hot Chili Peppers vs. Aerosmith–CANCELLED…Who wants to see sober bands fight? Bring back the heroin and now we’re talking.

Keith Richards vs. Joe Perry–100:1, Richards. Unless God himself reveals himself as an Aerosmith fan, Richard’s has this one in the bag. (Of course, there may be bad blood between God and the Stones, after their partisan “Sympathy for the Devil.”)

Prince vs. Rick James– 250:1, Prince. Prince has a slight advantage over James, life.

Elvis vs. Sinatra– 5:1, Sinatra. Yeah, the meatballs-and-linguine Swinger is favored over the amphetamine and cheese-burger King, but my money’s on Sinatra, coz the mob’s obviously called in a fix.

Courtney Love vs. Whitney Houston– 2:1, Love. Houston is sharp and jagged, so she may get a few slices in, but, when it comes down to it, Love just out-crazys Houston. In the end, that’s all that counts.

Green Day vs. Dead Kennedys– 2:1, Green Day. After Jello Biafra’s bandmates sued him, they pretty much gave up their band membership. That makes any Green Day/Dead Kennedys fight a three-on-one affair. I don’t care how many mosh pits Biafra’s survived, three-on-one fights end with one bloody dude. But I’ll bet Biarfra gets in some good zingers.

“James Hetfield vs. Dave Mustaine. James would make Dave cry like a little girl.”–9:2, Hetfield. James did make Mustaine cry like a girl in Some Kind of Monster.

Place your bets at shoveyourmoneyupyourass.com.

Mr Hat vs Mr Slave

Liam Gallagher VS Robbie Williams
(Liam would surely win)

roger waters vs. david guilmour

winner: roger, duh!!!

elton john vs. boy george

i’m putting my money on boy george. have you seen him handle a broom?

Zach de la Rocha v Chris Cornell
over the rights to Tom Morello.

Anthony Kiedis vs. Zach de la Rocha

I think that de la Rocha would kick some major ass. Plus Kiedis is old.

M.C. Hammer vs. Vanilla Ice - Only one of these rappers has the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on his side, and it ain’t Hammer!! Go ninja, go ninja, GO!!!

pearl jam vs guns n’ roses……

MFC or matt f&@#$ing cameron wins

rolling stone vs entertainment weekly…who makes the most stupid questions?…

Noel Gallagher Vs. Liam Gallagher
Carl Barat Vs. Pete Doherty
Bill O’Reilly Vs. Keith Olbermann

kane vs coldplay…..for who is gonna be the new u2 (no one)
u2 vs radiohead…..for who is the best live band
franz ferdinand vs the strokes…. for the best appearance in the last five years…mmm its difficult maybe the strokes?

Danny Carey (Tool) vs. Joey Jordison (Slipknot)….Danny’s a big dude, but Joey’s crazy.

Morrissey vs. Robert Smith would rule so much harder than Wentz vs. Flowers, because they’re the original pansies.

Snoop Dogg vs. LL Cool Jay

LL in a tight one. At the last second someone actually ‘clicked’ to receive a phone call from Snoop.

That’s alot of “would’s”…

Jack Black vs. Jack White: It’d be a tuff match, Black would whoop out some mean karate, while White would deck Black Von Bondies style. But the clincher would come in the form of the supporting cast…Meg would just whoop Kyle’s ass and that would be that.

Ville Valo VS. Gerard Way

Valo in a no contest. Originality perseveres once again.

Amy Lee vs. Fred Durst!

Neil Young vs. Ted Nugent. As much as we love Neil, the Motor City Madman would wipe the floor with him.

kelly slater v’s kid rock

I beg to differ, I think Sinatra would be Elvis’ swiveling ass hard

David Gilmour vs Roger Waters…I think thats a draw

Air supply vs. the beegees.
The beegees are already one down, so that would even up the odds to a good old-fashioned 2 on 2 tag team.
The streets would run with blood!

Jack Bruce vs. Ginger Baker…Baker because of his agility as seen on the drums

Sting’s ego vs Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers…His ego may seem like an invinceable entity but in reality is weak and will crumble when reminded how great the Police were and how crappy Sting’s recent stuff is

morrissey vs morrison. ordinarily i’d say morrissey would lose because he seems like a bit of a puss. but then…morrison is dead. so, i guess, since dead people can’t win fights, maybe morrissey would win? can i start over?

henry rollins vs. godzilla. winner: us.

Keith Richards vs Tom Petty — Battle of the Living Dead.

Vince would roll Axl. Glen Danzig vs. Hank? Seriously, Hank would destroy his 5′4″ ass. I saw a web clip a few months ago of Danzig getting knocked out cold in a backstage argument. Hank for sure. The biggest question is…who is a bigger baddass than Phil Anselmo. That is one dude I would not want to toe up with.

henry rollins vs. danzig??? is that even a question fuckin Rollins would destroy Danzig

James Hetfield vs. Dave Mustaine. James would make Dave cry like a little girl.

Michael Jackson vs. Eminem. Winner: Michael Jackson has a time machine nuff said.

As for Henry Rollins vs. Danzig, I’ve got five on Hank. Danzig is a ridiculous poser and always has been. He’d get his ass handed to him. And for “sharon o vs. billy corgan,” here’s a better one: Sharon O. vs. Bruce Dickinson.” After Bruce was done with Sharon, she’d look like Eddie. Oh, wait…he must have already done it.

Dave Grohl v. that crazy stripper biatch, aka Courtney Love

is there any question tht Grohl would win hands down?

Green Day Vs. The Dead Kennedys. TDK would eat them alive. and maybe teach them how to write a political record without sounding condescending.

Also Ministry vs. Linkin Park. Mostly ’cause I’d like to see Linkin’ Park cry.

I would like to see Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears go head to head in a biting, scratching, hair extentions flying cat fight.

wtf are u talking about mariah would whoop madonnas ass

why try to imagine blood-drenched feuds when we have the hip-hop community to provide the real deal???

Courtney Love vs. Whitney Houston.

Reow!

Great question. I’d say Rollins would pretty much kick the living shit out of Danzig.

How’s this one: Elvis vs. Sinatra? I gotta give that one to Elvis. Sinatra always seemed like he might fight like a girl.

Prince vs. Rick James.

One has Jesus, the other has cocaine. One can dunk, the other has cocaine.

keith richards vs. Joe Perry
guitar battle

the red hot chili peppers vs. aerosmith in a battle of the bands

Gene Simmons Vs. Gene Simmons

sharon would kill!!!! billy and his big bald head would be in the corner crying cause a old hag like sharon just wwe pile drove him

I’d like to see Danzig vs. Rollins in a “who’s more irrelevant” steel cage match.

eddie vedder vs. scott stapp

that was one great episode of celebrity death match

vedder won…but he lost his skin in the process…

Yoko vs. Paul.
Paul would win because he’s Paul McCartney. Even then, he still has Ringo. Yoko has no one.

ummmm, this question is really, really, really retarded?

Vince Neil vs. Axl Rose… Axl would make Vince his bitch.