Further proof that a little old fashioned fame and fortune can magically turn a short pudgy bald man and a gawky, afro’d wallflower into a couple of first-class lotharios: Gnarls Barkley’s rider for the upcoming UK music festival Creamfields on August 26th, which includes ten packs of Trojan Magnum (!!!) condoms and a cat o’ nine tails whip. Crazy, you say? Hell, at least they’re using protection.