Britney Spears is a role model in so many ways. A minor-league baseball team called the Newark Bears are apparently using Ms. Spears’ negligent parenting as inspiration for the Britney Spears Baby Safety Night. So, if you fancy free admission, head out to Jersey Friday night and bring with you one of the following three items: a baby toy, a baby costume (you must wear it), or an actual real live baby. You’ll get in for free, receive instruction on baby safety, and have the chance to win a free car seat courtesy of AAA. Sleazeball husband not included.