How about Garth Brook as Chris Gaines? I definitely think that deserves a spot on the list.

Norah Jones reborn as a Punk vamp

Any interview a musician did with Rollingstone magazine.

how about joe with mama?

hdcs rules

1. Dave Navarro on Rock Star
2. Pete Townshend’s anti-kiddie porn crusade
3. Jewel’s poetry
4. Henry Rollins the self-published author mogul
5. David Lee Roth: paramedic or radio dj, you pick the silliest.

renaldo & clara, hearts of fire, masked & anonymous – all starring bob dylan – all sucking real hard

“System of a Down frontman Serj Tankian’s record Armenian multi-instrumentalist folk singer Arto Tuncboyaciyan”

What the hell does that sentence mean?

Chuck Berry puting video cameras in the restrooms of his restaurant

What about all the recording artists on TV shows or movies (Ozzy and Kelly Osbourne, Jennifer lopez, Nick Lachey, and Jessica Simpson, Bob Dylan) that caused us to realize how terrible their music is and that we’d rather watch them on TV than listen to them?

Same goes with actors who made cool movies and terrible music (Russell Crowe, Keanu Reeves, Billy Bob Thornton, etc.)

Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden collecting vintage army tanks and then driving them around on the History Channel.

Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit, and Rob Zombie: “directors.”

Two words: Flavor Flav!

Flea short appearances on several movies.

How about Billy Corgan telling his life story on myspace blogs?

Ted Nugut’s extreme hunting video game…

Yeah, where was Chris Gaines!?!?

David Bowie tries to blend in with Tin Machine.

…Just remember SOME words to answer this: tuna f.i.s.h….NEWLYWEDS…JESSICA …
NICK OR “what’s left of him”…’NUFF SAID…

Neil Young’s alter-ego Bernard Shakey and the human highway film starring Devo

I resent this!

I’m surprised nobody has mentioned Michael Jackson. He’s the one who gave kids something called Jesus Juice.

i resent the person who put bob dylan in the same category as jessica simpson et al. bob is a champ, nothing can bring him down – even hearts of fire. that is all

George Stromboulopolis’ hosting the American/Canadian Idol dreck ripoff called ‘The One’…totally disappointing….George sells out!

Prozzak baby…prozzak
oh ya and Broken Social Scene!!!

Anything and everything Rod Stewart has done outside The Faces.

scott ian as a commentator on every vh1 best of, 100 greatest, most shocking, and every other show ever on vh1. he loves it.

What about that stupid thing Garth Brooks did? What the hell was that?

Paris Hilton pretending to be anything other than the ignorant slut she is.

Madonna’s faux british accent, which serves nothing more than to reveal her true phony, insecure self.

1. Any reality show Dave Navarro does. He’s an amazing guitar player who loves TV more than Jane’s Addiction.
2. Roger Daltrey on The History Channel. Makes him look old and boring. (Which you can never be if you were in The Who)
3. Any “Cribs” episode. That Show sucks.
4. Bob Dylan Acting.
5. Xzibit on Pimp My Ride
6. Any Madonna Book. The Children’s Book’s or The Sex Book.
7. Snoop Dogg’s Porn.
8. The Osbournes. Ozzy rules, his family not quite.

Courtney Love’s mangas

Well, Jewel was pretty good in Ang Lee’s Race With The Devil, why not give the girl some credit? at least has criteria to choose movie roles…more than we can say about Mick Jagger…

Dave Navarro on on the TV show Rock Star. What the hell is he doing on that show? He’s a great guitarist on a horrible show.

Metallica therapy movie: Some Kind of Monster.

Maynard’s awkward appearance in the “Bikini Bandits” movie. Stick to making awesome music… or “Mr. Show” (R.I.P)…

The American Idol From justin to kelly or whatever…. that is deserving of a spot.

The fact that Rolling Stone seems to be unable to spell Daltrey

This is the dumbest topic ever.

Beatles Audio-Visual projects

Hard Days Night (good)
Help (not so good)
Yellow Submarine (we’re sinking here)
Let It Be (second worse)
Magical Mystery Tour (the worstest… er, or some such word)

Tommy Lee Goes To College–too funny! And Tommy Lee is hot.

The love Europe has for David Hasselhoff and his chart topping music, Baywatch was OK if the mute was on.

“Supergroup” on VH1 with Ted Nugent acting like he still matters (if he ever did.)

“Supergroup” on VH1. Actually most of VH1.

Aimee Mann in the Voices Carry video.

To the guy that mentioned any cameo film fole that Flea has had, I hope that doesn’t include The Big Lebowski because that film is flawless.

The video game voice over Axl Rose did!

Everything Dave Navarro does on TV, Tommy Lee too. “Supernova” and “Supergroup” is worst than “American Idol” for me, just a bunch of rock stars trying to do what they can to be popular and make an extra buck. Im sure Supernova’s album will be a hit like INXS’s last album.

Anything Mike Love does. “Full House”? COME ON!!!! how did the other Beach Boys do that?

Billy Corgan’s terrible Poetry Book….his life story on his blog….DO I MENTION…ZWAN or his SOLO PROJECT???

Oh, almost forgot: 50 Cent getting his own Nike shoe.

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Everything Tommy Lee and Dave Navarro do on TV. Who said they were cool? Smart? Interesting? They are not even a little funny. Yes, his arms are full of stupid tattoos, so?

50 Cent simulating to act in Get Rich Or Die Trying. Anybody had seen the videos? He cant move his lips and now you want he make a Gangsta Marlon Brando.

Jim Morrison’s fake death

Every rapper that has ever thought they could act.

guns n’ roses collaborating with shaquille o’neal (it happened)

Whatever Weezer did between Pinkerton and the Green Album.

bono saving africa

members of the strokes playing in a “band.”

Anything that Axl Rose has done since he broke up one of the greatest bands of all-time

Frank Zappa’s 200 motels movie (the album is great, but the film didn’t turn out too hot).

tv stations doing Idol

nmm

The Beatles!

you know, the silly topic holds potential-but i can’t believe that most contributors to the list do not understand “side project”–americans can be so effortlessly dumb and self-important-no wonder we’re falling behind…

Gwen Stefani’s solo album.

The Misfits without Danzig.

Deceased artists releasing new music when they’re dead.

i cant believe everyone missed the most obvious sideproject that would fall on this list. hands down Britney Spears with Kevin Federline. no i’m not talking about the tv show. i’m just talking about her with him

Joni Mitchell ist the greatest of all musicians, but the quality of her paintings is questionable … and speaking of paintings … the ones that Paul Mc Cartney tried are pain to the eye

Dave Matthews Band making Dave Matthews Band-albums. That’s plain silly and sick! Save planet earth!

Billy Corgan trying to become a video cartoon character called ‘glass’?? Or a Poet …heh, heh..

The Osbournes…Nuff said.

Gene Simmons doing Rock School.

the song remains the same- zeppelin. horrid.

Dee Dee Ramone’s rap side project – Dee Dee King.

beethoven had a side project that sucked…i could’ve written ode to joy had i been born back then.

Everything Tom Morello has done after RATM broke up… Audioslave has been bad enough to make want to eat my own vomit after it going up my esophogus, but the Axis of Justice and the Nightwatchmen?!?

How bad a rock parady can you be? You’re entering Ozzy territory here.

Tom Morello can speak english much better than you and has a better grasp of anatomy dude.

Gotta love Bart Remmer’s comment on Dave Matthews, “Dave Matthews Band making Dave Matthews Band-albums. That’s plain silly and sick! Save planet earth!” Here! Here!

Pete Doherty

The 50 Cent dildo.

I don’t know if it was a “side project” or not, but it was retarded. KISS attempting to make a movie-KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park

Michael Jackson’s Beatles song-selling biz. What crap.

Daltrey’s trout farm tops them all… you know you’re mentally sound if you can go home from a Who gig to your TROUT! FARM!