Everyone keeps talking about these new, salacious Justin Timberlake quotes regarding his hard-edged days as a drug user. JT told the Observer Music Monthly that he couldn’t be President of the United States because he’s “done way too many drugs already” and that unlike past holders of that most sacrosanct of offices, he inhales. “I’ve already inhaled and I’ve already … who knows.” Then Timberlake takes the edge off the impending PR shitstorm by clarifying, “I’m just like everyone else” he says, “I get completely plastered, I’ve done my fair share of drugs and I’ve been caught places with my pants down; it’s just I make sure there are no cameras around.” Do they not have publicity handlers in the UK?