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Insane Clown Posse Fans: Our Favorite Band Stinks, and We’ll Kill You

7/18/06, 5:32 pm EST

Their music has always sucked, and their fans have always been chucklehead brutes, but Detroit rappers the Insane Clown Posse have apparently inspired a whole new level of horrifying, moronic violence. According to Sploid, the entire town of Lakewood, Washington is reeling after a group of the group’s fans went on a robbing and beating spree in formerly quaint Fort Steilacoom Park. Here’s the system: first they paint their faces like clowns and put on cheap black clothes, then they run through the park screaming “woo, woo, Juggalo” (“Juggalo” refers to the “family” of ICP fans) then they mug you, then they beat the shit out of you. In that order.

Another Juggalo from New Bedford, Massachusetts gave us a little preview of this kind of horrifying violence back in February when he brought his hatchet (these are the kind of people who just have hatchets) to a gay bar, began hacking at people, and eventually killed a police officer before shooting both his female companion and himself. Is all this just misdirected self-loathing? Would these people be leading more constructive lives if they listened to dudes who could actually rap?


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? | 7/19/2006, 10:09 am EST

Isane Clown Posse is retarded and so is anyone who likes their music. Period.

juggalotus and proud of it | 7/30/2006, 9:10 am EST

This shxt has sparked unwanted controversy because everyone wants to label juggalos by how those two incidents went down. People have always misunderstood us, but that crap isn’t what true juggalos do. The violent lyrics are supposed to be introverted, not extroverted. Our wickedness is not our violent way. Understand? Period. MMFCL PEACE!!!!!

nightwalker420 | 8/18/2006, 9:54 am EST

i have been listening to icp since 97 their music is a gateway to relieve all the stress and bullsht i put up with in a day when i put on any cd it takes me out of this hell called life and i feel and live what they say i cant go out and kill someone cut off ur dome and stick it on a pole so when i hear them i feel better cause they talk bout what i wanna do everyday so they are my medicine mmfcl 24/7 i love my homies yall mean everything to me

nightwalker420 | 8/18/2006, 9:56 am EST

if any juggalo or juggalette on here wants to talk hit me up on myspace http://www.myspace.com/nightwalker420

SDGJKE | 8/29/2006, 6:38 pm EST

WHOEVER SAID THAT THEY SUCK IS GUNNA FREAKIN GET IT ALL OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Original Gluesniffer | 10/13/2006, 11:50 pm EST

So this is the final result of rock and blues music: obese white trash who paint their faces and assault people to the retarded yelping of “Insane Clown Posse.” God help us all.

happyfacekiller | 10/18/2006, 1:50 am EST

i’m on their upcoming album novemver and i am doing a show withn them in chicago on march
http://www.soundclick.com/happ yfacekiller

fuck rolling stone | 12/30/2006, 11:29 pm EST

what the fuck,like violent j said, “i dont give a shit about rolling stones opinion, cuz thats just some other idiots opinion, if they know whats so down they should make it themselves, and quit fucking judging everybody fucking else, to anyone who wants to argue, listen here…………………….. ……………………..FUCK YOU

madlib | 3/4/2007, 2:47 am EST

icp is in no way music. it is crap. i have never seen a person that listens to icp with a job that pays more then minimum wage, a car or a girlfriend with all her teeth. they are all meth useing nobodys that live with there parents even thow they are 28 year of age.

p.s. they stole the make-up idea from kiss (look it up on google becuz your to stupid to know about good music!)

JC | 4/18/2007, 12:25 am EST

MCH
Much Clown Hate..

The Dark Carnival is retarded. ICP is wannabe queers

kev | 5/26/2007, 12:36 pm EST

icp are Entertainers and if u dont like them then just dont listen to there music. simple.
there are so many other bands and groups out there who sing and rap about alot worse but i dont here u rant about them.
im also a juggalo and have a full time job and live with my girl.
everyone who hate on icp are just jealous of there success and the fact that they have the most loyal fans. why do people go round and slag of the bands they dislike. that is just sad really.
to all my juggalo fan,
peace..

Amanda | 6/5/2007, 12:08 pm EST

That’s a harsh genarlization to say that all people that listen to icp acts that way. My boyfriend and I both have really good paying jobs (he’s going to be an electrician, as a matter of fact) and his unlce that owns his own business in three different states loves them. Sure their music talks about killing people and things like that, but you have to be a fan to unstand the message behind it. Of course people are going to take it the wrong way and do stupid things, 3/4 of the population is retarded. I just went to a show last night and it was the biggest family reunion I’ve ever been to and I’m not related to any of them. It’s about belonging to something when the rest of the world has turned their backs on you, people like the one that wrote this article and who ever the jackass was that said we’re all meth users. Just b/c one person does it, doesn’t mean everyone else has to. Isn’t this the kind of stuff they taught us in grade school? If you don’t like it, don’t listen to it. But is it really necessary to bash those that do. With such a huge fan base, you’d think they were doing something right. To those that do love them as much as I do, much clown love all around.

The King Of Lurk | 7/11/2007, 10:46 am EST

Please make sure to let me know where the next annual Juggalo convention is. Getting all these sub-white trash retards in one place will make their wholesale elimination much easier. Whoop whoop!

NH Juggalo | 7/23/2007, 9:11 am EST

I am a huge fan of ICP, Jumpsteady, Twiztid, ABK, Esham, Dark Lotus, the Rydas, and the rest of the family. It is true they do have quite a bit of misguided fans but that doesn’t make them at fault. Crazies will be crazies regardless. I am 23, I went through college, I got a great paying job in the telecommunications industry, I drive a great car, I am married and living on a horse farm. I do not do drugs or drink at all. To make assumptions of ICP fans is ignorant. I am not a violent person. I enjoy their music, every song is full of imagery. To say that liking that imagery is wrong because of what it entails is foolish, it’s nothing short of a horror movie with humor added.

Dr. Edrum | 8/29/2007, 12:01 am EST

Might as well be writing about Rocketscience, cuz Juggalos dont give a shit about a non juggalos opinion of our “Cult”ure. Just like a rocket scientist would laugh his ass off at a non Scientist attempt to speak on shit they know nothing about. Whoop Whoo

KMIMZ | 11/1/2007, 1:57 pm EST

WOW…I HATE ICP. YOU ICP FANS CONTRIDICT EVRY THING YOU SAY. WOW. YOU GIVE HONEST HARD WORKING CLOWNS A BAD NAME.

KMIMZ | 11/1/2007, 1:57 pm EST

WOW…I HATE ICP. YOU ICP FANS CONTRIDICT EVRY THING YOU SAY. WOW. YOU GIVE HONEST HARD WORKING CLOWNS A BAD NAME.

Vincent | 11/1/2007, 2:10 pm EST

Intolerance and biggotry are probably the best qualities to have if you consider yourself an artist, right?

Well, no, for several reason.
A) Economically, you limit your fan base.
B) Publicly, you shut yourself off from any person with the ability to form coherent thought.
C) Publicly, you let everyone know how irrational you are.

So, even though I can’t say the members of Insane Clown Posse are ^%@$ing stupid ^%#holes simply because of their opinions, I can say they’re plain stupid. Limiting your fan base by being a racist or misoginyst or sexist or whatever is really foolish if you want to be successful. Basically, even from a business point of view, the Insane Clown Posse fails.

AND, to those of you who’d respond with “but u haven listen3d to thur musik” or whatever, you’re wrong. I have. It sucks. The presence of profanity makes it sound like a child wanting to say bad words. ICP is crude, childish, boring, and lacks creativity in any form whatsoever.

Finally, I’d like it to be known that a “Juggalo” confronted me about my views a year or so ago. He became violent, and took a swing. He lost, badly. Don’t be afraid of these people, they’re all bark. Beneath all the chains and make-up lies a coward and a fool.

ICP fan666 | 11/1/2007, 2:13 pm EST

i jov icp. thay r the best band evr and even tho i dont hav a car, job, firends or an Edumication its ok cuz i know icp will save me. ill bheat any 1 up who says icp isnt the best band in the world cuz i love icp. aso icp is cool and good. i dont mind spendng endless amounts of money bying icp clothes witch by the way are vary fashinoable. the huge black pants with all those craaazy lovable chains….nothing beats that.

woooow | 11/12/2007, 5:50 pm EST

first of all there is no meassage at all ever  i mean if your a fan point out the message in that what lets kills us some bitch after raping them o and a little later well go kill a pig cause that makes us hard core i went to the same high school as them NOVI HIGH SCHOOL in oakland county one of the richest counties in AMERICA i can go point out there senior pictures on the wall they think they are sweet shit cause they know how to put on make up and say the most random shit ever o and i love me some juggalos they think they are so hard until you actually get into it with them just cause you listen to music about killing people doesnt mean your tough

haha | 4/7/2008, 11:20 pm EST

that pretty funny how you are all fighting..but ICP is white trash. you wanna hear good rap metal:SLIPKNOT,DEFTONES,KORN, BEASTIE BOYS,ETC. thats music.if you wanna cuss rolling stones out than you are a fucking idiot! THEY’RE CRITICS!THATS THEYRE JOB YOU ICP !you guys should get into a major family renunion so we can blow you to fucking hell!

mn juggalette | 4/14/2008, 3:12 pm EST

I love ICP and Twiztid and all other psychopathic artists. We are not racist or bigots. we fucking hate bigots. They will never learn. We are not violent. We are just trying to come up and support eachother. sorry haters. You havent had fun until you have been to a fucking psychopathic show. any juggalo will back me up and knows that were not really killing people and whatnot. its just fucking funny music. with great bass. Slipknot fucking is down with the clown too so I dont know what you guys are talking about. its good music. juggalo love!!!!

... | 8/13/2008, 7:51 pm EST

I think ICP rocksssss :D
I just think that alll the haters should keep their opinions to themselves, If you don’t like the music don’t listen to it. And there are plenty of rappers that sing really stupid music and nobody here is complaining, and a bunch of rappers do drugs and don’t have a real job so don’t act like “juggalo’s ” are nobody’s when everyone singing rap songs about drugs and sex and shooting people are all cool cuz their NOT. So yeah, laterr :)

... | 8/13/2008, 7:52 pm EST

I think ICP rocksssss :D
I just think that alll the haters should keep their opinions to themselves, If you don’t like the music don’t listen to it. And there are plenty of rappers that sing really stupid music and nobody here is complaining, and a bunch of rappers do drugs and don’t have a real job so don’t act like “juggalo’s ” are nobody’s when everyone singing rap songs about drugs and sex and shooting people are all cool cuz their NOT. So yeah, laterr :) MCL

FRESH2DEATH | 11/8/2008, 7:27 pm EST

JUGGLOZ STAND UP!! WOO WOO… MMFCL

let em be | 1/30/2009, 12:08 am EST

if you see a motherfucker running around in clown paint with his buddies yelling “woot woot!”, just let em do their thing. as long as they arent hurting anybody. now hacking up a bunch of gay people with a hatchet and killing cops is way overboard but thats not all juggalos. not even close. thats just a real life psychopath that cant be responsible and stay sane after listening to an icp album.

juggalos do the shit they do as an escape from their fucked up lives and it makes them happy knowing that there are other people out there just like them who have some of the same problems. if they cant be accepted by the rest of society they know they can be accepted by the juggalos.

Kid | 2/22/2009, 9:37 pm EST

I understand that not everyone that listens to ICP is moron that wants to rape and beat people up with paint on their face. Just like any following some their fans use they’re music just as a release for the struggle of daily life. But I will say that ICP’s music is just god awful and one of the worst things out there in my opinion. Not because they say off wall stuff, but just musical fashion, they just suck. I’ve known a few of this “jugglo” or whatever the hell they want to call themselves, in my dad and most of them are stupid as shit, know nothing about music or the way the world works, end up poppin a bunch of oxy, smokin too much weed, and pregnant before the age of 16 and can’t finish high school. That’s just in my experience. And further more I use to live right outside Lakewood, Washington, and played disc golf at Fort Steliacom park! One of the best disc golf courses I’ve ever been too!!! Leave disc golfers alone god damnit!!! And I feel sorry for all the ICP fans who aren’t fucked up like these people or like the ones I mention earlier, But most of all I’m really sorry just for the fact that you are ICP fans. There is too much good music out there to listen to that shit.

Arandomazzjuggaletteyo'. | 5/11/2009, 11:03 am EST

LAWLZZZZ. It’s Whoop.. not woo.. or woot.. ahahahahahaha..
Well, anyway. Whoop whoop!

Xfvvyagn | 7/14/2009, 2:48 am EST

EB8WBF

matches | 9/25/2009, 3:38 pm EST

fuck yall how hate icp you dont know shit a about us cuz yall grow up with a god spoon in your mouth and thinking you are better then us your fucking crazy i stand up for family whoop whoop to my family fuck off you haters but stick around cuz your my biggest fan bitches!!!!! whoop whoop puerto rican matches juggalo fo sho mcl

fuck yall juggao till i die | 11/3/2009, 1:50 pm EST

whoop whoop

Ms. Cellophane | 11/19/2009, 9:26 am EST

“they are all meth using nobodies.” Honestly, this is exactly why I’m wrting my mid-term paper on this.. First of all, not all Juggalos and Juggalettes are white, I’m not. I don’t do drugs and I’m currently a senior in high school, and I wil be attending college this upcoming fall. All this really is is labeling a large amount of people based on a few incidents that happened. Yes, of course I realize that the incidents are serious but that doesn’t mean every juggalo or juggalette you meet is going to chop your head off.. Being sterotypical of them might cause some of them to think over the matter though.. Everyone has a choice, and I refuse to believe that music is going to make you act violently. It’s everyone’s decision to act upon it the way they want.

MCL fam don’t let these uptight bigots change a thing in your mind about us …. Whoop whoop

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