“You’re Beautiful” might be the most played-out song of this millennium, but now James Blunt can sing it from his own private mountaintop. In a surprisingly Sting-like move, the singer has reportedly bought himself a hill in Spain. According to a relative, “He’s bought a mountain and a beautiful old house. He wants to live the rural dream - with only donkeys, chickens, pigs and ducks for company. He hopes to produce his own wine and olive oil while working on his second album.” We look forward to “Mount Blunt,” a chiraz with absolutely no bite, perfect for evenings with supermodels and afternoons spent stripping in the rain.