The latest installment in the Michael-Jackson- is-broke/crazy saga: Jackson’s business associate (and former gay porn producer) F. Marc Schaffel is suing the pop star for millions of dollars he totally doesn’t have. In a savvy move, Schaffel’s attorneys played the jury a series of phone messages Jackson supposedly left Schaffel back in 2001, aiming to demonstrate how completely Jackson trusted Schaffel with his money. But what they actually reveal is that Jackson’s favorite words are “love” “loyal” “for-profit charity single” and “Marlon Brando”.

Here’s a sample: “Marlon Brando has been pushing. He’s a wonderful man. He’s a god. He wants a lot of money. He wants to get things done right now.”