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Paris Hilton: Idiot … Or Idiot Savant?

7/5/06, 2:51 pm EST

We didn’t realize that this was a question but apparently concerned intellectuals of the world are now staying up nights wondering: Is Paris Hilton Retarded? While we find it difficult to imagine how anyone could seriously devote thought to this (especially when, like, Best Week Ever is on TiVo), we feel obligated to at least put the question out there. Just to get you started: Paris Hilton may have a bad sex face and a horrifying collection of rats/dogs, but the video for her single “Stars Are Blind” is (sometimes) in black and white and that makes it art (plus the song doesn’t suck as much as it should).


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John Bradley | 7/5/2006, 3:34 pm EST

I REALLY wished her song was a lot worse. Something like Popozao sounding. Sadly, it’s a decent pop tune.
But yes, she’s retarded. When people perform your every whim you start to lose your sense of reason.

Elizabeth Goodman | 7/5/2006, 4:00 pm EST

you think she lost her sense of reason as opposed to never having had it to begin with?

John Bradley | 7/5/2006, 5:32 pm EST

I think we’re all born with some basic reason and that she was conditioned into losing it. So I guess I blame her environment rather than an actual birth defect, haha.

RLG | 7/5/2006, 5:40 pm EST

She the opposite of retarded shes a frikin genuis i mean who dosnt know who paris hilton is she so smart sometimes well alot of times she just seems dumb, anyway nobody likes smart anymore.

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