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Gayest Song Ever: Your Picks

6/26/06, 12:14 pm EST

Last week’s “What’s the Gayest Song Ever?” post got a crazy response; as Gay Pride weekend becomes a memory, we thought we’d salute you, our readers, by listing your ten best suggestions. Remember: Boys keep swinging.

1. “Love Will Keep Us Together” - Captain & Tennile
2. “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” - Judy Garland
3. “I Am What I Am” or “I Will Survive” - Gloria Gaynor
4. “All The Young Dudes” – Mott the Hoople
5. “Body Beautiful” – Salt N Pepa
6. “Michael” – Franz Ferdinand
7. “New York City Boy” – Pet Shop Boys
8. “Take Your Mama” – Scissor Sisters
9. Anything from Priscilla: Queen of the Desert
10. “Lola” – The Kinks


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siege | 10/24/2008, 5:40 pm EST

yeah i agree with JSuzart:

Spin me R0und is one of the gayest ever fur sure

anonimous | 2/24/2008, 2:22 pm EST

And what about Madonna’s Vogue or Britney Spears’ Toxic?

Anonymous | 8/9/2007, 7:06 am EST

Macho Man! o:

Lover Boy - Queen
(You know, felt the need to mention a Queen song)

Depends though, are we talking song that are openly gay, or just songs that sound gay?

Les Boys - Dire Straits ;D
Openly gay~

Eee Ccc | 8/5/2007, 5:05 pm EST

Sex and the City theme song

Brian Coon | 8/11/2006, 6:45 pm EST

Brian Coon ’s Dance mix on all file shareing networks

Jimi | 7/31/2006, 4:52 pm EST

“MacArthur Park”, written by Jimmy Webb, sung my many (I personally love the Jerry Vale version)…”Someone left the cake out in the rain/And I don’t think that I can take it!/Cause it took so long to bake it!/And I’ll never have that recipe again!”

MDF | 7/26/2006, 10:26 pm EST

Judas Priest - Burning Up (once everyone knew the deal)
David Bowie - Kooks

sunshineboy | 7/25/2006, 5:55 pm EST

“The Boys Lazed On The Verenda” by the genuis that is Mr. Lou Christie
sample lyric.
…he’not for you little girls-he’s much too beautiful for that

and

…never doubting the attraction
of his sunburned thighs…

JNoles | 7/24/2006, 11:34 am EST

Well, there’s..

“I kissed a girl” by Jill Sobule.. whatever happened to her?

But definitely, “In the Navy” by Village People… actually, I take that back… ANYTHING by Village People.

JSuzart | 7/23/2006, 11:50 am EST

saying Franz ferdinand’s Michael is a gay song, it’s like saying FF’s Do You want to… wait a second… this band is suspiciously gay!!!!

There are other songs really really gay:
- Pet shop boys: Rent
- The Smiths: Some girls are bigger than others
- The Ark: It takes a fool to remain sane
That’s a secret hymn, hear it
- Dead or alive: You Spin Me Round
- Of course, Frankie goes to Hollywood: Relax
- Evelyn Thomas: High Energy
- Everything from Erasure
- Bronski beat: Smalltown Boy
- Elton John: Don’t go breaking my heart
- David Bowie & Mick jagger: Dancing in the streets
Awful and gay
- Queen: Break free or something like that

Evan | 7/20/2006, 10:17 pm EST

“The Angry American” by Toby Keith.

But seriously, my vote goes to “Smells Like Queer Spirit” by Pansy Division, a takeoff on “Smells Like Teen Spirit” with lyrics “Jesse Helms, put in jail.” It filled me with gay pride… and I’m not even gay.

T Bear.. Jacksonville, FL | 7/19/2006, 10:48 pm EST

Cudo’s to the Homosexual and Lesbian community for “Hi-Jacking a perfectly great word like “Gay.” I’m not homophobic by any stretch. I have a homosexual brother-in-law. He’s a very cool guy. I have no problem with same sex civil union so that they can have the same legal benifits of a married couple. But, geez, no longer can any hetero’s be “young and gay.” (as in happy) Guess we have to change the words of that old Christmas carol (anybody here remember Christmas?) I guess we can no longe “don our gay apparell” fa la la!!!!! Bummer! Oh yeah, and can you even get a copy of the movie “The Gay Divorcee” anymore? NO, its not about a homo or lesban couple braking up. Too bad, the world is coming to an end, and thats the real bummer

yellow matted custard | 7/19/2006, 2:29 pm EST

Frankie goes to Hollywood - Relax!!

Beatles - Obla-di-Obla-Da

John | 7/19/2006, 6:21 am EST

Limp Bizkit’s “Nookie” is definitely the gayest song EVER. If Fred Durst had ever actually had sex with a woman he would realize they do not posses a “yeah” to stick it up–woman have an actual anatomy none of which holds cookies.

chris | 7/19/2006, 1:13 am EST

Fiddle About = The Who

d | 7/16/2006, 2:34 am EST

good band
how about team dresch?

Georgia | 7/15/2006, 11:28 pm EST

how about, pearl jam, creed, U2, bon jovi, nickleback, i mean there are millions…

CG | 7/15/2006, 10:16 am EST

All I really wanna doooooooo … is baby be friends with you!

fr8trayn | 7/15/2006, 10:09 am EST

LOU REED- “Walk on the Wildside
TOM ROBINSON BAND- “Glad to be Gay”
ROLLING STONES- “Cocksucker Blues”
DEAD OR ALIVE- “I Wanna Be A Cowboy”
KINKS- “Lola”

Alec | 7/14/2006, 2:47 pm EST

“Michael” for sure. I’m glad the Scissor Sisters made the cut as well. How about “Gay Bar” by the Electric Six? I’d say that if “Gay” is in the title, it could merit a spot on this list.

Chuck D | 7/14/2006, 1:44 pm EST

Les Boys - Dire Straits (Making Movies)

Gay in CO | 7/13/2006, 3:57 pm EST

“Im coming out” diana ross
“it’s raining men” weather girls
“We Are Family”
“Gay Bar” from Electric Six
Anything from Village People
“I will survive” Gloria Gaynor
“Butterfly” Mariah Carey
geeez, i could go on all day…..

Chad G | 6/28/2006, 1:55 pm EST

How about “Gay Bar” by the Electric Six? How does that not make the list? That is the gayest song of all time.

Pamela S | 6/28/2006, 12:44 pm EST

what about a blister in the son

Johnny B | 6/28/2006, 11:54 am EST

“The Reason” by Hoobastank, grow a sack guys

krunch | 6/28/2006, 11:43 am EST

Are you insane? Where is “It’s Raining Men”? Children.

John | 6/28/2006, 11:24 am EST

The gayest has to be “Father of a Son” by The Ark…

One day I will become the father of a son
Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah!

Well, I’ve had my share
Of remarks about my rear
But I know it’s all about fear
And that you’d probably love it if you’d only dare

And I know a thousand girls who’d go wild
If I’d ask them to bear my child
So I don’t see why you’d even care to prevent me
cause I can swear,

That one day I will become The father of a Son
Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah!
One day I will become the father of a Son
Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah!

And you’re totally fogged in your head
If you were serious right now when you said
That it’s because they will be bullied in school
cause that means you let the bullies set the rules

And you can legislate and oppress and you can make my life a mess
But you can’t change the way I feel Or convince me that my wish is unreal
And you can strike me down and fence me And you can claim that there’s opinion against me

But I’ll still win over You, Sir
cause if you fight Love, you’re always a looser

And one day I will become The Father of a Son
Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah!
One day I will become The Father of a Son
Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah!

And I may be gay But I can tell you straight away
That I’ll become a better father than all of you anyway (So listen!)

One day I will become the Father of a Son
Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah!

pj | 6/28/2006, 10:17 am EST

“Crazy, Crazy Nights” by Kiss. When Paul Stanley lisps “…and nobody’s gonna change me, cuz that’s who I am, Whooo!” it had to be the gayest moment in hair metal history (and that’s really saying something).

danny | 6/28/2006, 9:47 am EST

rough boys by Pete Townsend

NEWT321 | 6/28/2006, 9:23 am EST

God, I hope your joking about Velvet Underground!!

johnnycabolli | 6/28/2006, 7:49 am EST

haha…definitley ‘i’ll tumble for you’ by the culture club…and if the song isnt gay enough, the video clip certainly is…

jonathan | 6/28/2006, 5:27 am EST

What exactly is a “gay song”? Does the song have a sexuality? I mean, doees it like another song of the same sex? Gee, I must be missing something here.

I always thought that “gay” meant loving someone of the same sex, not what you like to listen to.

wowie zowie | 6/28/2006, 5:10 am EST

REAL MEN,
Joe Jackson

fluidikons | 6/28/2006, 1:56 am EST

What? No “Shiny Happy People” by R.E.M. - and kudos to wickedbitch for the pansy division ref.

Raspberry Gun Pancake Frou | 6/27/2006, 11:11 pm EST

“Homosapien” by Pete Shelley

wickedbitch | 6/27/2006, 7:44 pm EST

gotta be Pansy Division’s “Cocksucker Club.”

Brian | 6/27/2006, 7:39 pm EST

“Arms Wide Open” by Creed

Steverino | 6/27/2006, 6:43 pm EST

Britney Spears’ “Toxic” has to be one of the gayest songs ever. Seriously, if that song comes on in a public place, all the gay boys start twitching a little bit. It’s like that scene at the bank in The Full Monty.

Also, I know someone who basically outted himself to me when his phone rang, and I heard his “Toxic” ringtone.

uncledick | 6/27/2006, 5:49 pm EST

This is from somebody who is actually GAY and who loves all kinds of music. The runner up: “Sex Over the Phone,” by the Village People. But the best song that puts the SEX back in homosex is: “You’re One,” by Imperial Teen. woof!

LB | 6/27/2006, 5:01 pm EST

“All The Young Girls Love Alice”
Elton john..

Need I Say More ?

Dee Dee | 6/27/2006, 4:01 pm EST

“a little respect”, by erasure

flushbutton | 6/27/2006, 3:49 pm EST

glove slap…..or love shack

Rob | 6/27/2006, 3:27 pm EST

“I Love You, You Love Me” by Barney the Purple Dinosaur is the gayest song.

Paul | 6/27/2006, 3:19 pm EST

why didn’t “gay bar” by Electric Six make it on here?

FilthyCradle | 6/27/2006, 2:29 pm EST

Purple Haze!!! “scuse me while I kiss this guy”!!??? C’mon!!…..what?….”kiss the sky”?…..my bad…

D-Brief | 6/27/2006, 2:27 pm EST

What about “Wide to Receive” by Morrissey?

poop | 6/27/2006, 11:23 am EST

how about, “i like it rough in the butt,” by You

paaul028 | 6/27/2006, 3:53 am EST

You think your a man but your only a boy - Divine

sexy nipple hair | 6/27/2006, 12:29 am EST

i’m waiting for the man- the velvet underground, any takers?

peter | 6/26/2006, 11:13 pm EST

i can’t believe YMCA or Macho Man isn’t on here.

saad | 6/26/2006, 10:11 pm EST

hellziz yeah…i knew “michael” would make it…and who suggested it first…right here!!!

MADDOG | 6/26/2006, 8:47 pm EST

OK HERE’S MY TOP 10 GAYEST EVER.
10.DO YOU THINK IM SEXY?
9.RING MY BELL.
8.DONT GO BREAKING MY HEART
7.HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE?
6.IN THE NAVY
5.ITS RAINING MEN.
4.WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO.
3.I WILL SURVIVE.
2.YMCA
1.IM TOO SEXY.

TOmC | 6/26/2006, 8:36 pm EST

Hello, Where’s Diana Ross’ “I’m Coming Out”???

Buz Bay | 6/26/2006, 7:43 pm EST

Michael by Franz……. he is out of his mind and gay.

GKportugal | 6/26/2006, 7:28 pm EST

Call me traditional, but… where the hell are Queen, U2, Bon Jovi in this list??? I could go on…

JJJ567 | 6/26/2006, 7:15 pm EST

Well, Michael is probably my favorite homoerotic song ever.

Raised By Bees | 6/26/2006, 7:10 pm EST

Josie Cotton’s “Johnny Are You Queer”

Turbo Lover | 6/26/2006, 4:41 pm EST

Hellbent for leather. Judas priest

Judy | 6/26/2006, 3:54 pm EST

MacArthur Park.

Sylvy | 6/26/2006, 3:18 pm EST

Come on guys, Somewhere Over the Rainbow is one of the greatest songs ever written. It’s been redone by lots of great artists!

Jorge Rodríguez | 6/26/2006, 3:13 pm EST

Goodbye Horses, unforgettable song used in a powerful scene in “The Silence of the Lambs”. It’s a great gay song also for the texture and the intention of it’s music chords.

bruce merson | 6/26/2006, 2:53 pm EST

my band the blowout band we wrote a hot funky song on our website pavsongs called gravityits a good new gay song

bruce merson | 6/26/2006, 2:49 pm EST

go to my band blowout band go to pavsongs we have a gay song its great called gravity we wrote its push your loveits good that all gay s will love and dance to it

Sket | 6/26/2006, 2:36 pm EST

Yo man, dis brokeback

Dan | 6/26/2006, 2:22 pm EST

Could be Lola, but half the songs on here I don’t know.

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