past, present, and future “jo-bros” songs

songs aren’t even alive.
they can’t be gay.. duh

Ok seriously…Lola by the Kinks is not a gay song…just about gays! Secondly they are asking for songs that are just plainly GAY! not sang by gays! So if you want a gay song listen to MacArthur Park by Richard Harris is not only the gayest song I have ever heard but also one of the most boring! A cake that he left out in the rain with the sweet green icing flowing…MAYBE HE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE HE LEFT IT IN THE F____ING RAIN!

I Want It That Way-The Backstreet Boys

Tearing Up My Heart-N*Sync

Cry Me a River-Justin Timberlake

Invisible-Clay Aiken

anything by the Village People

or It’s Raining Men.

I Want It That Way-The Backstreet Boys

Tearing Up My Heart-N*Sync

Cry Me a River-Justin Timberlake

Invisible-Clay Aiken

anything by the Village People

or It’s Raining Men.

OK2BGAY by Tomboy, or any song from his album OK2BGAY, I love it

shiny toy guys-puttin’ on the ritz. effin’ gay:]
baha.

I LOVE Queen, but Lover Boy is probably the queerest song ever written…

all greenday, simple plan, good charlotte, all punk crap

Castro Boy - Danny Boy & the Serious Party Gods…..

“gag me with a c**k….fabulous !”

“Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue” by Toby Keith…I’m not suggesting that he’s compensating, I’m just saying that the song makes me want to have sex with Toby Keith…which was his intention all along…

april lavigne’s “complicated” and ” i’m with you”. Look closer at the videos… you’ll see

Absolutely. “Michael” by Franz Ferdinand should take the prize.

“This is what I am, I am a man, so come and dance with me, Michael.”

Not to mention, in concert they’ve been known to change the lyrics to “come all over me, Michael.”

Scott Stapp defines the genre.

Definitely “How Do Ya Like Me Now” by Toby Keith.

The song rocks, but Rough Boys by Pete Townshend. A rock hero, but you’ve got to admit he likes boys (sometimes young ones).

I also agree with Shiny Happy People–that made even me want to grab some guy’s ass.

all of ABBA’s Songs

It has to be “Glad to be gay” I think its from Tom Robinson but it is on The Secret Policeman’s Ball.
If not that then “Lola” (I’m glad I’m a man and so it Lola) by the Kinks

“Cowboys And Angels” - George Michael

“The Crying Game” - Boy George

Lou Reed’s “Make Up”

Bowie’s ‘Velvet Goldmine’.

“The Girl from Ipanema”

That song gets two snaps and a circle.

Yellow - Coldplay… like a gay-version of Radiohead, didn’t even think that was possible

Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy, by Queen is pretty gay, what with Freddie Mercury and all.

Faith by George Michael…. it is so gay… but I love it

“Digging your scene” by The Blow Monkeys is the drop dead winner

“Take Your Mama” by Scissor Sisters or “Big Time Sensuality” by Bjork.

Jey Boy Jet Girl-Covered by The Damned..that or Clay Aiken

All the Sad Young Men, sung by Roberta Flack.

And the whole Brokeback Mt. soundtrack.

What about Homo Rainbow by Ween. From the Southpark:Chef aid soundtrack

Shut up and sleep with me, Sin wih Sabastian

I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
Smalltown Boy - Bronski Beat
Go West - Pet Shop Boys
YMCA - Village People
It’s Raining Men - Weather Girls
Dancing Queen - ABBA
Erotica - Madonna
Relax - Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Muscles - Diana Ross
Beautiful - Christina Aquilera
Big Gay Heart - Lemonheads
Girls & Boys - Blur
I’m Coming Out - Diana Ross
A Little Respect - Erasure
Homosapien - Pete Shelley
Boom Boom - Paul Lekakis
Love You Down - Ready For the World
I’m Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
Do You Really Want to Hurt Me - Culture Club
Pull Up to My Bumper - Grace Jones
Don’t Go - Yaz
Crown Him the King of Kings - Christian hymn

Lola by the Kinks and Gaucho by Steely Dan

That muskrat song by Captain & Tenille….”do the jitterbug in muskrat land” la la la

Everybody Hurts by REM. Or anything done by the fricking Backstreet Boys.

this is a stretch but,

I GET WET by Andrew W.K. ?

king for a day by green day

boy george - do you really want to hurt me? - well yes!

Rainbow by Ween

Lola by The Kinks

My favourite gay themed song is Cherry lips by Garbage.

anything by Pet Shop Boys!!

New York City Telephone Conversation - Lou Reed

Glad to be Gay - Tom Robinson

Glad to be Gay - Tom

evidence-fnm or Cuckoo For Caca by faith no more.

“Heaven On Earth” - Belinda Carlisle
“Smooth Up In Ya” - Bullet Boys
“I Believe In A Thing Called Love” - Darkness
“Turbo Lover” - Judas Priest
“Tears Are Falling” - Kiss
“Putting on the Ritz” - Taco

higher by creed. totally gay.

I find it absolutely unbelievable that NOBODY has mentioned Madonna on this whole list. Her catlog is essentially the gay bible!

Stairway to Heaven is clearly the gayest song ever

Anything by Color Me Badd…Specifically, “I Wanna Sex You Up” Also, “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion…along with her entire catalog of songs.
“Andy You’re A Star” The Killers

Lover Boy - Working for the Weekend

electric six - gay bar

“Domino Dancing” by Pet Shop Boys, although many of their hits should be in the top 10 (”Can you forgive her”?, “Go West”, “Left to my own devices” etc. etc.)
The video for Domino Dancing is also very gay. The two boys “fighting” for that girl (yeah right!) in the sunset on the beach…

not gay: U2, the smiths, Blur, wake me up when september ends, they rnt a good band but the song isnt gay, same thing goes for slipknot and metallica..ok and I’m too sexy is making FUN of gay bodybuilders…duh

haha o yeah and -
cocacabana by whatzhisface

i love girls who wear abercrombie and fitch is pretty gay…or anything by r.e.m, the backstreet boys, all american rejects, N*sync and any other boy band…ew.

Anything by Coldplay, U2, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, Hawthorne Heights, Fall Of Troy,or the Killers, or the Village People. Other than that i think the big ones have been named.

Old Whore’s Diet by Rufus Wainwright.

anything by Britney Spears.. what a hoe-bag..

Anything by Air Supply, although Herat’s “barracuda” comes close as well.

“I’m not dumb but I don’t understand why she walks like a woman and talks like a man.”

Is there any doubt? It’s got to be Lola.

“somebody told me” - the killers

anything by a guy named Bob.

“Back to Dungaree High” - Turbonegro

1. La Vie En Rose - Edith Piaff 2. Coming Out Of Hiding - Pamela Stanley 3. So Many Men, So Little Time - Miguel Brown 4. I Need A Man, That’s The Trouble - Grace Jones 5. Together In Electric Dreams - Giorgio Moroder and Philip Oakey 6. I Was Born To Love You - Freddie Mercury 7. No More Tears (Enogh Is Enough) - Donna Summer and Barbara Striesand 8. Blue Savanah - Erasure 9. Where Is My Man - Eartha Kitt 10. Follow Me - Amanda Lear 11. Only The Strong Survive - Precious Wilson 12.Castro Boy - Danny Boy and the Serious Party Gods 13. Free Gay and Happy - Coming Out Crew 14. It’s My LIfe - Talk Talk 14. I Was Born This Way - Carl Bean 15. Stormy Weather - Viola Wills and many, many others…

Why hasn’t anyone mentioned “Balls To The Wall” by Accept? Certainly gay-metal at it’s best.

anything rap

I’m Beautiful Dammit! (Uncanny Alliance)

Nancy Boy - Placebo
Gay Bar - Electric 6

“Lola” The Kinks

“Wake me up before you go go” IS the gayest song EVER in the history of recorded sound, or let`s just leave it at all sound shall we? One need only look at that video by WHAM! Ok? I rest my case.

“In the Navy” The Village People: check me out, check me out.

“YMCA” The Village People: you can hang out with all the boys!

Anything by CULTURE CLUB

“The Safety Dance” is pretty gay, too!!

“Go West.” ‘Nuff said.

“Superman (It’s Not Easy)” by Five for Fighting is the single gayest song that has ever been wrought on this or any other planet.

Your disco needs you - Kylie Minogue

Rainbow Connection for certain

“Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors?”

What about “Take it on the other side”-chili peppers, And the WHAM jam “Wake me up, before u go go”(classic in Zoolander)

“Don’t Stop Me Now” by Queen

somewhere over the rainbow

judy garland.

It’s gotta be “Gorgeous” by the Scissor Sisters.

I wanna be a homosexual by Screeching Weasal. Great gay punk rock song

“Your Song” by Elton John

Dont forget the Kinks “Lola” ” boys will be girls and girls will be boys” or something to that effect. The queerest song ever though is Steve Miller’s The Joker.

Anything by U2

I have to mention Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go by Wham!
“You put the boom-boom into my heart”
…enough said.

Also Tits On the Radio by the Scissor Sisters is quite gay (and lovely if I do say so myself).

I would say any song sung by Barry Manilow would qualify for gayest song. Especially “Copacabana”, “Ready To Take That Chance Again”, and “Could It Be Magic”. Bob Dylan’s “Ballad of a Thin Man” might also qualify.

CASSIDY - by the Grateful Dead - “I can tell by the mark he left you were in his dream….”

“I Love to Swallow Cum”. It’s a song I wrote that I sing after a trip to the truck stop.

the gayest song ever its the national anthem from….:)

anything by the band ween

Mmm Bop. Or something of that nature.

saying sorry by hawthorne heights is definitely the gayest song ever

How about some lesbian orientated songs? Lesbians do not listen to the Village People

anything by slipknot…

rainbow in the dark-dio

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by George Michael.

Every song ever written by Hawthorne Heights or Aiden!

Everything from the Magnetic Fields. 69 Love Songs..

I just listened to Shiny Happy People…gayest ever. They just sopund so…shiny…and…happy!

Erasure - Oh l’amour
Rocky M - Fly With Me To Wonderland
Fancy - Flames Of Love

“Friday. I’m in Love” - The Cure

Anything from Priscilla: Queen of the Desert especially ‘Go West”
USA Kicked out 1st Round

“Wake Me Up Before You Go Go” - WHAM!
“Its Raining Men” - Weather Girls
“Macho Man” - Village People
“We Don’t Have to Take our Clothes Off” - (not sure…)

fabulous muscles- xiu xiu

WELL WHAT ABOUT ‘Smalltown Boy” by Bronski Beat. Or anything else in thier vast catalog PS. Is there a prize for this foolishness??

Sit Still by US

I just want to live by Good Charlotte

OR

the theme song to the brand new retarded Nissan Summer Sale commercial.

ewwwwww
GAAAAY!

Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends.

Good Old fashioned lover boy-Queen

Dont Stop me now-Queen

Awesome songs, but just really gay.

I’d just like to point out to the person who posted ‘There she goes’ by ‘Sixpence non the richer’ as being a lesbain song that the song is in fact by agroup called the La’s from Liverpool, was originally released in the 90’s, and is in fact about heroin addiction… id the lyric ‘racing through my veins’ no t give it away.

dont let the sun go down on me-george michael and elton john

but they wouldnt mind somebody’s son going down on them

the way his collar fals-saves the day

Leif and I are on the train to New York in car 1399.
There’s a guy with a quarter in his ear
and I’ve seen Leif only once in the past two months.
His hair is sticking up a little in the front. He’s losing it just a bit.
When I get home tonight I’ll miss him in Hampshire.
I’ll miss his glasses and the way he writes in purple pen,
the way his collar falls to the left.
Have you seen his ankles lately?
I know he’s next to me.
I feel his sweater here,
but when I’m sleeping it’s only green sheets and the hair down my legs.
I think I’ll write you, Leif, when I’m near Tuesday,
sometime before you go and I’m back on the train.

fabulous muscles - xiu xiu

How Bizarre, by OMC

Venus in Furs . Velvet Underground

Wake Me Up Before You Go-GO

(TIE)

I Love to Love — Tina Charles

and

Livin’ after Midnight — Judas Priest

Flintstone theme song.

“Mr Richard Smoker” by Ween

“I Will Survive” is the gay anthem of all time.

“I write sins not tragedies” by PANIC! at the dickso

“Take Your Mama” by the Scissor Sisters.

Ooo…Ooo…Ooo…how about..”Get Off” by Foxy??? Now that’s gay!!

“Love Shack”-B’52’s…..”it’s as big as a WHALE !”

“Rainbow Connection” by Kermit the Frog. The real reason he wasn’t into Miss Piggy.

Make Up-Lou Reed
“Well we’re comming out/out of our closets”

“Shattered” by the Rolling Stones.

“There She Goes” by Sixpence None the Richer…most lesbian song to ever hit Contemporary Christian Music radio…

“Rock My Spot” by scissor sisters… think about it…

Oh and anything by Judas Priest.

What about “Tainted Love”…and..and the song that was on Police Academy during the Gay Bar scenes

Where are you tonight my love, in the arms of another man.
By Coro.

I heard it at a gay pride festival, and it just made sense.

Somewhere over the Rainbow-Judy Garland. Its pretty gay.

No, here’s the gayest song of all time:

“Rosanna” by TOTO

All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see you eyes
Rosanna, Rosanna
I never thought that a girl like you could ever care for me, Rosanna

All I wanna do in the middle of the evening is hold you tight
Rosanna, Rosanna
I didn’t know you were looking for more than I could ever be

Chorus:
Not quite a year since she went away, Rosanna yeah
Now she’s gone and I have to say
Meet you all the way, meet you all the way, Rosanna yeah
Meet you all the way, meet you all the way, Rosanna yeah

I can see your face still shining through the window on the other side
Rosanna, Rosanna
I didn’t know that a girl like you could make me feel so sad, Rosanna

All I wanna tell you is now you’ll never ever have to compromise
Rosanna, Rosanna
I never thought that losing you could ever hurt so bad

Chorus

(Instrumental break)

Chorus

Meet you all the way, meet you all the way, Rosanna yeah
Meet you all the way, meet you all the way, Rosanna yeah

Black Leather Jacket-Pansy Division

Metallica’s entire catalog is a screaming cry of gay pride.

Franz Ferdinand’s Michael???

I’d say you are gay suggesting that song.

Okay, you can’t beat Franz Ferdinand’s ‘Michael’.

“Michael
You’re the boy with all the leather hips
Sticky hair, sticky hips
Stubble on my sticky lips

Michael
You’re the only one I’d ever want
Only one I’d ever want
Only one I’d ever want
Beautiful boys on a beautiful dancefloor

Michael
You’re dancing like a beautiful dance whore
Michael
Waiting on a silver platter now… and nothing matters now”

I Will Survive

Paul Schlosher from Mukwonago, WI once tongue-kissed my butt-hole

“The courtsey reach around” by Robert Szmanda

NUTPOUNDER - by Huey Lewis

“Put it on me” - DJ DAN LIBKE
or his other song… “We are Taboo Family”

Anything by Dave Matthews.

“Love Hurts When You’re in Front” - Rob Rodgriguez and the Dana Pointe/La Crosse All-Stars

“Cowboys Butts Drive Me Nuts” - Robert Rodriguez (not the comedian)

At the gay bar, GAY Bar

Most of Eminem’s songs are really gay.

Lets hear it for the Boys

gays live 7 to 20 years less
than straights

because of exhausted immune
systems from multiple ecoli contact,
a more violent lifestyle

Hello…We Are Family - Sister Sledge

“Take Your Mama” - Scissor Sisters

Elton John
All the Young Girls Love Alice

Charmless Man - Blur

Rainbows are Back in Style - Slim Whitman

Bedsit Land
by Soft Cell

Michael by Franz Ferdinand, I agree.

“Gimme, Gimme, Gimme” by ABBA but more appropriately done by Yaz

Love will keep us together, Captain and Tenille. GAY!

“how soon is now” by the smiths.

it was the queer as folk theme song for a reason!

dude…”michael” by franz ferdinand…oh…and “do you want to” by franz ferdinand as well…both AWESOME songs btw…

“well he’s a friend and we’re so proud of ya…your famous friend well i blew him before ya…oh yeah”

Right Said Fred - “I’m Too Sexy”

… especially the mesh shirts in the video!

Tight Fits ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’. Gayest video ever. Anything by Elton John - read: I’m Still Standing - is also totally gay.

I am what I am by Gloria Gaynor THE most gay song ever recorded I think.

I am what I am
I don’t want praise I don’t want pity
I bang my own drum
Some think it’s noise I think it’s pretty
And so what if I love each sparkle and each bangle
Why not see things from a different angle
Your life is a shame
Till you can shout out I am what I am….

Tarzan Boy by Baltimora.. definitely a GAY Classic.

“Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy” by Queen…
ooo love… ooo love-er boy… hey boy…

“anything by Clay Aiken”
we no why he’s aiken!

newyork city boy by the pet shop boys

Um…heller? I Will Survive….by Gloria GAYnor

It’s raining men…without a doubt.

David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s “Dancin’ in the Street”… SO gay. with the video? gay^10.

Dancing Queen - has any one song caused more gay men to shake their leather-clad butts? I think not.

Wham has to be in the top 10 - I vote for that “Wake me up before you go-go” song.

Gayest video hands-down!

All The Young Dudes - Mott the Hoople , Cocksucker Blues - Rolling Stones Jet Boy Jet Girl - Elton Motello Boom Boom Boom (Let’s Go Back To My Room) - Paul Lekakis Flaelrss (Go To The City) - George Michael as well as It’s Raining Men , Walk On The Wild Side , Relax

JERRY DARLING IS THE BIGGEST GAY SONY EVER! YUCK

Body Beautiful by Salt-n-Pepa.

This Charming Man by the Smiths.

homosapien by pete shelley - great song, and quite gay

How about

“Stinkfist” by Tool? That is a VERY gay song.

Take a Walk on the Wild Side…Lou Reed

ANY SONG FROM STEW COHEN!! BOOYAH BITCH

“IT’S RAINING MEN” FOR SURE…HONESTLY…YOU CAN’T GET ANY GAYER THAN THAT…WORD…BITCHES

erasure - a little respect

How about “I want to break free” by Queen?

…and if I recall correctly, the lads performed in drag for the video. Very camp.

“Big Gay Heart,” Lemonheads

It’s Raining Men. Hands down.

Linda Perry’s BEAUTIFUL — so don’t you bring me down today!

“relax” by frankie goes to hollywood.

Diana Ross, I’m Coming Out

“Last Christmas” by Wham!

Brand New Lover by Dead or Alive: “I WANT Surprises!”

Anything by the Village People…
YMCA, In The Navy….