Call your local scalper: This weekend’s Bonnaroo festival is officially sold out, according to the Tennessee extravaganza’s website. As a legion of hippies and music fans of other stripes prepare to hit the roads, the organizers have set up an array of diversions for concertgoers beyond the eleven music stages. These include: free yoga every morning at eight AM; televised World Cup games in the festival’s air conditioned cinema; a rock and roll playhouse (sponsored by Volkswagen) where aspiring jam bands can play with musical instruments; and the opportunity to buy a two dollar “Cool Tag” to offset your car’s weekend emissions. If you can’t wait two days, the hottest warm-up gig is Beck’s show tomorrow night in Atlanta at the Tabernacle, a converted church. Get truckin’, people!