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Poseidon

Starring: Kurt Russell, Josh Lucas, Emmy Rossum, Jacinda Barrett, Richard Dreyfuss

Directed by: Wolfgang Petersen

RS: 3of 4 Stars Average User Rating: 2.5of 4 Stars

2006 Warner Bros. Pictures Action

It may be cheese, but Poseidon lays out a mighty fine spread. Director Wolfgang Petersen is the go-to guy for a movie about a rogue wave (The Perfect Storm) or folks trapped in a boat underwater (Das Boot). He shoots both barrels in this escapist blast. After a perfunctory character setup, Petersen hits the action button and never stops whaling on it. The plot? A 150-foot tidal wave knocks the rivets out of a cruise ship just as a New Year's Eve party commences. The ship flips, the floor becomes the ceiling and the passengers come tumbling down. You can almost see Petersen behind the camera whipping the actors into shape. But hold the applause for the computer crew that generated the money shots. That wave -- it isn't there. That majestic ship, revealed in all its twenty-story, thirteen-deck glory in the stunning opening sequence -- it's not there, either. Hollywood made a hit film of Paul Gallico's novel The Poseidon Adventure back in 1972, sparking an era of disaster flicks. On the technical front, this remake whups the original's ass.

Groupies of the old Poseidon know why they enjoy repeat viewings of this bilge: It's camp, the Rocky Horror Picture Show of calamity flicks, a fun invitation to repeat the bad dialogue aloud with the actors. The remake plays it straight. The original starred five Oscar winners, including Gene Hackman and Shelley Winters. The remake has only one: Richard Dreyfuss as a gay passenger contemplating suicide. Petersen's stripped-down version jettisons the old script in favor of one by Mark Protosevich that invents new characters and scales their sob stories for short attention spans. Kurt Russell does the stalwart-hero honors as Robert Ramsey, a former mayor of New York who was once a firefighter and is now traveling with his hottie daughter (Emmy Rossum) and her boyfriend (Mike Vogel), hoping they won't have sex, at least not in front of him. That's a lot of baggage for a character to carry when they could have just outfitted Russell with an eye patch, called him Snake Plissken and titled the film Escape From the North Atlantic. Josh Lucas has the most colorful role, as Dylan Johns, a professional gambler who hits on a young mom (Jacinda Barrett) vacationing with her son (Jimmy Bennett). The rest is spotting familiar faces from TV: That stowaway is Mia Maestro, from Alias, the captain is Andre Braugher, from Homicide, the waiter is Freddy Rodriguez, from Six Feet Under. Kevin Dillon, from Entourage, plays the loudmouthed Lucky Larry. Guess how he ends up?

You'll end up entertained if you forgive the cliches and let Petersen grab you with the visuals, from the avalanche of water in the ballroom to the eerie sight of a flooded crawl space where wires take on the form of deadly tentacles. One of the bigger names in the cast has a drowning scene that really had me going. You don't expect a remake to spring surprises. This one does.

PETER TRAVERS

(Posted: Apr 27, 2006)

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Review 1 of 4

Not Rated

Oh, Peter, Peter, Peter,

It almost seems like you were paid by the Filmmakers to write this review. What were you thinking. The bells whistles, CG and thin plot are exactly why this remake fails. And the lack thereof is why the original holds up. I was barely able to get through this flick.

Oct 20, 2006 09:16:23

Review 2 of 4

1of 4 Stars

Terrible. What movie was Travers watching? My whole family agreed to turn it off before it was over. No character development and very predictable. Just plain dumb.

Oct 17, 2006 19:44:04

Review 3 of 4

2of 4 Stars

It wasnt as entertaining as half as good as i thought it would of been, the characters werent half as lovable...Love the original lady that does the dive 2 save the others

Jul 11, 2006 22:19:26

Review 4 of 4

1of 4 Stars

What! I would give this piece of Nierda (shit) one star if i had the cance, what fuckin waste of time and money. Bad, acting, fake graphics, shity audio, bad directing. Peter Travers is one of my favorite critics but he is totally wrong about poseiden. See the origional, it kicks this ones ass.

May 22, 2006 16:39:00

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