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John Tucker Must Die

Starring: Jesse Metcalfe, Brittany Snow, Ashanti Douglas, Sophia Bush, Arielle Kebbel

Directed by: Betty Thomas

RS: 0.5of 4 Stars

2006 20th Century Fox Comedy

And so must the movie, a timid, screamingly unfunny rip-off of Heathers (they wish) in which a high school newbie (Brittany Snow) helps three popular girls exact revenge on John Tucker (Desperate Housewives hunk Jess Metcalfe) for pretending each girl is the only one he's boffing. Awful.