Heartbreak Kid

Starring: Ben Stiller, Michelle Monaghan, Malin Akerman, Jerry Stiller, Rob Corddry

Directed by: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly

RS: 2of 4 Stars Average User Rating: 2of 4 Stars

2007 Paramount Pictures Romantic Comedy

It’ll probably ring box-office bells, but this hit-and-miss attempt by the Farrelly brothers to up their own ante on crude smacks of comic desperation. If There’s Something About Mary reps the F boys, Bobby and Peter, at their hilarious high tide, The Heartbreak Kid barely rises above the shoals of Shallow Hal and Stuck on You. For starters, there’s no one to root for. Mary had Cameron Diaz at her sunshine-sexy sweetest. Kid features Diaz clone Malin Akerman as the blond bombshell Ben Stiller’s Eddie snags as a bride. Before you can say “lucky dude,” Akerman’s Lila reveals herself as a shrill sexual carnivore with a fat mother, an S&M streak and the pubic hair of a sopping she-monkey. The pube wig is a gimmick meant to match the jism Diaz wore as hair gel in Mary. Hmm, don’t think so. I also don’t think this remake even tries to match the dark wit and social satire in Elaine May’s 1972 original, which Neil Simon adapted from a Bruce Jay Friedman story.

The plot device is the same: A guy falls in love on his honeymoon, but not with his wife. Thirty-five years ago, Charles Grodin starred as the Jewish groom who longed to dump his plain brunet wife (Oscar nominee Jeannie Berlin) for a blond shiksa goddess (Cybill Shepherd). The Farrellys dump the culture clash and further switch gears by making the blonde the bride and the object of desire the brunette Miranda, hardly plain in the person of the luscious Michelle Monaghan. When a severe sunburn sidelines Lila from her Mexican honeymoon, Eddie (Stiller finds little in the role to challenge him) hangs with the low-key Miranda and her Southern family, of course telling no one that he’s married. As Eddie tries desperately to keep Lila and Miranda from their inevitable meeting, the laughs are meant to come tumbling down. And sometimes they do. The actors are skilled farceurs, including Jerry Stiller, Ben’s dad, playing the father who wants only that Eddie should be “crushing pussy.” But the Farrellys soon reveal all the characters to be deeply shallow, in constant search for instant gratification. May’s film found the heartbreak in the kid. The Farrellys settle for cheap jokes built exclusively to shoot down easy targets.

PETER TRAVERS

(Posted: Oct 4, 2007)

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Heartbreak Kid

Review 1 of 2

Not Rated

Nothing much to add to the review. Just a comment on the locution "..the Farrellys soon reveal all the characters to be deeply shallow". Deeply shallow? Isn't that a bit of an oxymoron? Possibly Peter was being intentionally ironic. More likely he was just practicing grammar as sloppy as the Farrelly Bros.'s film-making.

Oct 17, 2007 15:29:39

Review 2 of 2

2of 4 Stars

I agree with Peter Travers on this one. The film starts out very promisingly, but after the first 20 minutes slips into the usual nauseating Farrelly Brothers brand of toilet humor. The original 1972 film with Charles Grodin is one of the alltime great subversive comedies, but it didnt need to gross out the audience for its subversion, and Grodin's Lenny was endearing and likeable (in ways that Stiller isnt) to the point that the audience was rooting for him, even though his actions toward his new wife were anything but gallant. And the Jeannie Berlin version of Lila evoked sympathy (especially in the infamous restaurant breakup scene) whereas this version's Lila is completely unsympathetic. Yet another example of "if it aint broke, dont try to fix it" (or remake it). For a real two hours of laughter, track down a copy of the original film, rent it, and make your own popcorn at home.

Oct 14, 2007 13:22:55

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