White Noise

Starring: Michael Keaton, Deborah Unger, Ian McNeice, Chandra West, Colin Chapin

Directed by: Geoffrey Sax

RS: 1of 4 Stars

2005 Universal Pictures Thriller

Remember when Michael Keaton played a superhero in a cape? Those were the days. Now he's reduced to this Sixth Sense rip-off, playing an architect who sees dead people, notably his wife. He communicates with her by staring at TV static -- an activity far more fun than this thrill-free thriller.