Blade: Trinity

Starring: Wesley Snipes, Ryan Reynolds, Jessica Biel, Kris Kristofferson, Leonar Varela

Directed by: David S. Goyer

RS: 2of 4 Stars

2004 New Line Cinema Action

Anyone who has ever tuned in to 7th Heaven just to see hottie Jessica Biel will find lots to ogle here as she wears skintight leather while slaying crazy vampires. Hot dialogue includes Hannibal King (beefcake Ryan Reynolds) calling baddie Danica Talos (Parker Posey) "you cock-juggling thunder-cunt."