Describe your year in five words. . . .

Wait a second -- my urine? Describe my urine in five words, I don't think I can do it in five. Oh -- my year! Overwhelming, exciting, amazing, hard and fun.

Best concert?

Prince! And his Musicology album. I'm not, like, "Oh, I've got to see his concert." I just happened to be in Vegas, and they gave me tickets to go, front row. We went. It had to be the most entertaining concert I've ever been to. I went with eight of my girlfriends.

Best movie of the year?

The Notebook! [That's the tear-jerker, adapted from the shameless Nicholas Sparks best seller, in which hotties Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling go at it every chance they get.] Ohhh! Take your girl. It's a great date movie. The whole theater is [sobbing noises]. It was amazing.

Best sex this year?

With who, or did I have it?

Best sex you've had this year?

Probably with my vibrator. I own two. I have the rabbit one, and I give that as a gift all the time. To other girls. For a birthday or the like. It's the best gift to give: an orgasm. And if I can't do it for ya, I'll give you the tools to succeed! I have one rabbit and a Pocket Rocket.

Biggest regret of the year?

I don't regret anything I do.

Best present you received?

It was a poem someone wrote for me. The guy I'm dating.

Break anything this year?

Nope.

Will you be more politically active in the year to come?

I was extremely politically active this year. I campaigned for Kerry. We did an outreach for Latino voters to get them to go out and vote. That was really tiring. It was during the beginning of the show, and I did some swing states with the bus tour. And I didn't do very well, obviously. Ha-ha. But I will be more politically active. I'm involved with an organization called MALDEF -- Mexican American Legal Defense and Educational Fund. They fight for Latino rights, a lot of farm-worker rights. Actually, I'm going out to work one day in the field with the United Farm Workers, for a documentary. Hopefully they can use it. I'm doing it for PBS. A day in the field, and it's going to be so backbreaking.

Did you cry this year?

I cried a lot this year, both in happiness and sadness. I cried with happiness over the exciting things happening in my career. My divorce. In a divorce, no matter the relationship, it's still the death of something. And you have to mourn it. You have to go through it, or else it's unresolved. And then you're like, "Coulda, shoulda, woulda?" And I like to say, "I'm going to mourn over it, and it's never going to come back." Then you move on.