The Top 5 Bush Rumors

You Most Likely Heard this reading Wonkette; from a Georgetown hairdresser.

Bullshit? Bullshit. Wait a second, we thought Condi was supposed to be gay.

Rumor Bush is hitting the sauce again.

Evidence Nobody is that consistently stupid sober.

You Most Likely Heard this while stuffing envelopes for Ned Lamont. Very possibly you came to your own conclusion about this.

Bullshit? A relapsed drunk? That would never happen.

Rumor Bush started a war with Iraq on the basis of manufactured intelligence.

Evidence They didn't find any WMDs in Iraq; this is virtually the unanimous opinion of the entire civilized world.

You Most Likely Heard this in the liberal media.

Incriminating Bushism "There is no such thing necessarily in a dictatorial regime of ironclad, absolutely solid evidence. The evidence I had was the best possible evidence that he had a weapon."

Bullshit? Impossible — the people would never allow it.

[From Issue 1011 — October 19, 2006]