- Outgoing Cruel-Joke Senate Environment Chair James Inhofe: Don't Worry About Global Warming Because"God's Still Up There," climate change caused by"sun."
- CNN O'Reilly impersonator Glenn Beck to first Muslim congressman:"Sir, prove to me that you are not working with our enemies."
- Ann Coulter on Bush's women:""For a while there, it looked as if Bush might become the first president whose entire Cabinet's menstrual cycles were synchronized."
- Iranian American UCLA student tasered in library for not producing student I.D.
- Chris Matthews asking of the incoming House Speaker: "Is she going to castrate Steny Hoyer if he gets in there?"
Did I miss anything?