The Eternal Sunshine of Sarah Palin's Spotless Mind

This is how you deflate the Palin mystique.

Turns out when she wasn't paying herself a travel stipend to live at home, she was perfecting a glow in professional tanning bed she installed in the governor's mansion.

What's the difference between a hockey mom and Sarah Palin? A $35,000* tanning bed.

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