The future of the U.S. Postal Service is at stake; its survival now "depends on swift congressional action" – and Stephen Colbert couldn't be happier. Fedex and BlackBerrys are far superior, he says, especially since "you can't play BrickBreaker on an envelope." There's only one downside to the end of the Post Office, says Colbert: if it disappears, so do his chances of getting on on a stamp! Watch below to see how he gets around the problem.