Stephen Colbert has found yet another reason to love Siri, the iPhone's voice recognition software: According to various sources, she is pro-life, as she is unable to locate any abortion clinics in Manhattan. But that's not the only way Siri is, as Colbert put it last night, "earning her conservative cred." The software has famously had trouble recognizing foreign accents, which means she's just as xenophobic as Colbert himself. To make Siri into the perfect "archconservative woman," Colbert made a few modifications to the program. Check out his creative tweaks below.