Pope Still a Douche

LOS ANGELES The future Pope Benedict XVI resisted pleas to defrock a California priest with a record of sexually molesting children, citing concerns including "the good of the universal church," according to a 1985 letter bearing his signature.

via AP EXCLUSIVE: Future pope stalled pedophile case – Yahoo! News.

What's it going to take for them to get rid of this cat? Is it going to take catching him boarding an airplane with his cock in a six year-old Little Leaguer? Prognostications welcome: what would have to be the "last straw" for this Pope?

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