Lohan Denies Vagina Kick

Michael Lohan is adamant that he never laid a single toe on his ex-fiancee's no no special zone — claiming Erin Muller's allegations that he abused her over a two year span is "patently untrue."

via Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Celebrity News | TMZ.com.

Just wanted to pass along the important news about Michael Lohan denying that he ever kicked Erin Muller in the vagina… actually I have no idea who either of these people are, and just needed a catchy way to announce that I'm going away for a few days and probably won't be posting until Monday.

Happy holidays, everyone, and don't get captured.

Best of Rolling Stone

Around the Web