First it was the sting ray that robbed the world of Steve Irwin as a metaphor for Islamofacism. Now it's media slut and avowed pederast John Mark Karr as a stand in for WMD-debunking ambassador Joe Wilson!?
What do John Mark Karr and Joseph Wilson have in common? Wilson is no more a would-be pedophile than Karr is a former diplomat. But they are both attention-seeking liars who deliberately helped launch criminal investigations that should never have gone as far as they did. —Jonah Goldberg
What will the literary lions of the National Review Online think of next?