It's Not a Resignation: It's Continued Service That Won't Be Happening

Fran Townsend, Bush's top Homeland Security adviser has resigned. We'll miss Fran, if only for her doublespeak.

Once asked about the administration's 'failure' to nab Osama bin Laden, Townsend objected to the premise of the question, calling it instead: "A success that hasn't happened yet."