Goldman Sachs Arms Itself

Dec. 1 (Bloomberg) — "I just wrote my first reference for a gun permit," said a friend, who told me of swearing to the good character of a Goldman Sachs Group Inc. banker who applied to the local police for a permit to buy a pistol. The banker had told this friend of mine that senior Goldman people have loaded up on firearms and are now equipped to defend themselves if there is a populist uprising against the bank.

via Arming Goldman With Pistols Against Public: Alice Schroeder – Bloomberg.com.

I'm reading this article on Goldman executives applying en masse for gun permits and I'm trying to decide exactly how funny it is on a scale of 1 to 10. Reader assistance here is definitely appreciated.

On the unfunny side: it's never good when anyone buys guns, particularly not rich weenies with persecution complexes. Also, it might possibly be true that people have threatened Goldman bankers physically, which would really not be all that funny and would make me personally feel somewhat uncomfortable, although it would probably never be very high on the list of things I have to lose sleep over.

On the funny side, there are several things to consider. There's the image of Goldman guys walking into Dean and DeLuca's nervously grabbing at their holstered nines as they buy espresso and soy waffles. There's the idea that some of these dorks might actually think that they're going to forestall proletarian rebellion by keeping guns in their Hamptons beach houses. There's even the impossible-to-resist image of a future accidental shooting of some innocent hot dog vendor on Park Avenue, followed by the inevitable p.r. response from Goldman in which the bank claims that the only thing its employees are guilty of is "being really good at shooting people."

Certainly, there are things to ponder on both sides. Right now I'm leaning toward making this a seven on the funny scale, trending toward eight. Advice more than welcome.

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