Glenn Beck Bushism Watch: Chapter 1

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I've gotten into the bad habit of watching Glenn Beck in the afternoons and have begun collecting Beckisms. Had to pass along a great one from a few minutes ago -- just minutes after Beck wondered aloud if someone had hit Obama "with a stupid stick."

"It's as if our president was paralyzed," he said. "But paralyzation is caused by something."

The guy is the best. Paralyzation? Awesome.