In today's Threat Assessment,
With us: Robert DeNiro, the Raging Bull, rages at "crazy" "car salesman" Donald Trump
Against us: Taliban springs hundreds of inmates from a Kandahar prison, courtesy of a 1000-foot-long tunnel
With us: A law firm hired by Republicans to stand up for the Defense of Marriage Act has backed out under pressure from gay rights groups
Against us: A Tennessee state senate committee approved a bill that would bar Tennessee schoolteachers from discussing homosexuality
See the full Threat Assessment photo gallery, complete with wacky detail, here.